For the last five years I have been married to my job, but it's time for me to "get life" and start dating again. I have not been in a relationship in nearly five years, but maybe there's a girl in VA who can hold my attention.
I have a classic, old school ideal of what a man should be. I want to live my life like the lead in a romantic comedy, delivering great lines like, "I would have asked you out for coffee, or drinks or a movie... For as long as we both shall live."
Bonus points if you can name the movie.