Angstful high-school dropout turned sarcastic law student; I've been known to close down the bar, take a 5-mile run, and ace a midterm all in a 24-hour time span- go big or go home, that's just how I roll. Nutella crepes, belgian beer, and my bffs are things that I'm lucky to enjoy regularly. Good books and time off are also high on my list, although less frequent. I make random life decisions like moving to France or going to law school, and this approach seems to work quite well for me.
I like hanging out in dive bars and cussing like a sailor, but also know how to pull it together and schmooze the corporate dbags at wine and cheese parties- my mom calls this the "cognac and bologne" quality. I won an award in law school for "least likely to pass the bar's moral fitness portion due to her outrageous stories." My future goals are to travel, write, meet new people, break the mold and have everything to do with everything. I don't need money or power to be happy, just good friends, new experiences, and frequent orgasms.

Current law student at NYU, which most of the time is about as boring as it sounds, but that one time a year, post-finals, that you get to see law students grinding to "the thong song" really makes it all worth it. Oh yeah, and I want to change the world and help people and stuff.

Making people laugh, being innappropriate/offensive, sarcasm, justifying reckless behavior, balancing binge drinking with intense workouts, standardized testing, making people question their assumptions, throwing down.

Best traits: Confidence, humor, ghetto booty.
Worst traits: Playing with my hair and excessive use of the word fuck.

Gone with the Wind, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, Choke
American History X, Fight Club, You and Me and Everyone We Know, I Heart Huckabees
Cheese, Nutella, Avocados, Vanilla Yogurt, Indian Food
The Beatles, Death Cab for Cutie, The Knife, Neko Case

Laughter, Music, Cheese, English Breakfast Tea, Books, Running Shoes

How to pursue a career in criminal defense without having to live out of a box.

Drinking law students under the table, playing Big Buck Hunter, eating 2am pizza, drunk dialing my sister and demanding to talk to "Baby G," my year-old nephew.

I'm a lot more loyal and caring than I come off, which I definitely demonstrate to the most important people in my life. Sometimes I think people have a hard time understanding that both those sides of my personality exist, but what can I say, I guess I'm a walking contradiction? Or maybe enigma sounds better...

you think you can hang.