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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:18am
Hispanic / Latin, White
3' 1" (0.94m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Irish (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Hungarian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im into punk Oi! and hardcore music. i like to play paintball and i love watching football, rugby and soccer. i love cult classics, horror and action movies...not to mention porn (always fun) i think im pretty open minded but i do have limits, i think i come off as being more perverted than i really am. Really it's just that I work in a restaurant and well... There's a certain type of personality that goes with that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... I wish I was more interesting and had more to say about my self... but really there isn't.

I am obnoxious, angry, and annoying
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back in the bloody kitchen for now. At least in this one Im cooking things I actually enjoy. Im considering going back to school soon for EMT and Paramedic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
im actually really good at cooking, drinking, paintball, music and many other things just ask and ill tell you whether or not im good at it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... boogadaboogadaboogada
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no clue...

My eyes. (this was told to me by someone on here... so I just go with it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) i read a bit but im not sure what my favorites are, but here is a quick list anyway... American Psycho, Less Than Zero, Where the Wild Things Are, Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe, books by Poppy Z Brite, Art of War, 'Tis and Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt, Complete works of James Joyce... I think you get the idea... right now im working on "Leadership Secrets of Atilla the Hun"
(b)as movies go i like horror, blood and gore, cult classics and most other movies that guys like... I draw the line at 'stupid comedy'... Im sure you know what Im talking about... so stop trying to pass The Borat Movie off as funny... it was retarded... as is anything that Mike Judge has put his worthless grimy hands on recently
(c) music: It really just depends on my mood. Mainly Punk, Oi! and Hardcore. And when Im drinking at my house (which unfortunately is usually alone these days) Irish Pub and Irish Republican music
(d) i seem to have a romantic attachment to food
ill eat just about anything, no matter how cruel it is to kill it.. matter of fact i enjoy thinking about that while im eating veal lol... I work as a cook so I have a broad range of what I will eat. there are few things that I wont touch (fucking olives... ugh) If you watch Anthony Bourdain and/or Andrew Zimmern you will understand
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hmmm six?!?!
ok well
5)iced tea
ill bet you thought sex was gonna be in there didnt you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, my life, beer, scotch, whiskey ...(the making and taste, im not an alcoholic), girls, midgets, clowns, squirelladors, food, and work

yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Cooking awesome food for entitled bastards who seldom appreciate what we do for them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have superman on my underpants ..... lol its a joke
im not going to admit anything private on here.
You should message me if
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you want to... youre bored and have nothing better to.