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61 F Portland, OR

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Last Online
Yesterday – 11:26am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Hey guys.....I'm 60 years old! Wasn't I supposed to stop having sex 5 years ago? Just kidding.....
Personally, I like what Socrates is reputed to have said before swallowing the hemlock; "I only know that I don't know". I invite any and all corrections if I have misquoted. In my wise(ass), older(elder) style I have learned to invite the critics, because they are easier to weed out that way. If only I'd known that at age 6......
Basically, I've been a single mom (she raised herself), a chiropractor & a psychotherapist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Please, god, I just want to make people laugh..... Oh, and god?, could I please die laughing?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading. If books were ice cream sundaes I'd weigh 400#'s
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How am I supposed to know what someone notices about me? Wouldn't I be the last person to know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows - Six Feet Under, Weeds, Breaking Bad
Books - I loved The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins
Music - Michael Franti/Spearhead, Jai Uttal, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan,
Kenny Wayne Shepherd, screaming guitars, blues (old and new school), Norah Jones, Emmy Lou Harris, Adele, Amy Winehouse (I rest my case).
Food - YES!!!
Movies -
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've actually made a study of this subject and have narrowed the six things down to one - dental floss.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm an empty vessel... fill me out? I demand to know WHO comes up with this stuff? Oh.... that's essay, not vessel......Sorry. I made it to 60 without needing reading glasses....until now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At Harvey's comedy club laughing at (with) some of the funniest people in the world. Or watching my cat - she is unbelievably fascinating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you want my money and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let it show.........Rod Stewart
If you dislike irreverence, you will dislike me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 45–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You desire a life of globetrotting, and you work really, really hard at not taking yourself seriously.