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40 Berkeley Heights, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
My self-summary
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I will not share my number or email.....we meet, not a "date", but a meet to see if we have chemistry and make sure we're real, and not waste time..if you think you can "get to know" anyone or if you believe half the embellishments my competition blows up your ass..., I pray for

*I live in NJ (30mins outside NYC) and work in NYC.

** The short version: Nick Lachey (or Channing Tatum) meets Dexter Morgan meets Stallone meets Jim Carey meets Stephen Hawking meets Ray Lewis played by Hugh Jackson as Wolverine, moonlighting as Donald Draper(less the smokes) it? Good :)

Ok, I'm different, witty, unique, creative, loving...I have an instinct to spoil and protect those in my circle. I loathe vanity and materialism. (A girl can be girlie, just don't be vain- getting your hair wet in the rain is fun , not the end of the world :) I spent my whole life swimming against the current and enjoyed every challenge. I'm unlike any guy you know and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

I am looking for the greatest gal in the world :) ,ya know my other half, my missing sock, my yang..well I have I am a renaissance guy looking for a women who inspires me, and hopefully I can inspire her too. -Not a player and not into games!
.....and whitedog54 does not mean I'm a horny 60yr old who sleeps around with "ethnic" means nothing really, besides HairEbush69 was apparently taken😞
What I’m doing with my life
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Close to solving "the meaning of life"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whatever I set my heart to do.....and falling in love with profiles of women abroad who need me to wire them money so that they come and marry me...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Muscles when walking in the door and my big white ass walkin out. I get comments on my eyes, but- don't see My sense of humor and sincerity stand out most.

Here is what others say about me:

"Super d duper!" Barney
"Muther fuckin cat's pajamas, mutha fucka" Samuel Jackson
"Damn sugga, mmmhmm" some dirty hobag
"He's a punkass bitch" Mom
"He was a gentleman with all our peckers" birdshop owner
"This dude is da real deal nigga, gots mad game n shit, keeps it tight...aiiight" Obama
"Has many more leatherbound novellas than I, and a fuller buttocks" Ron Burgundy
"Hell doesn't want him, and I can't have him hanging around purgatory..." God
"A welcome addition to my lap anytime" Santa
"A real stand-up guy" some guy in a wheelchair (don't you dare smile at that!)
"I don't have anything against him" a quadriplegic (ok, laugh)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a(an aspiring) writer (not as a profession- I have a great career and make mad green), so I read mostly non-fiction. Love history, religion, new age... Love all music except country, unless it's real old stuff...Love food, love to cook and love a good "Chopped" challenge... Always prefer movie over tv....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When will we actually begin to see Niburu?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with a black long sleave shirt, a bag of forensic stuff, and looking for bad people :) ( a reference folks- I'm not a cop)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hope you'll find out..😉
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are seriously looking for a solid partner and devoted friend to grow old together with, and laughing all the way to the psych-ward, while having crazy-ass monkey sex from our wheelchairs...

: P.S.A. This site is a public forum, when you share info like emails and phone #s, they can be seen or compromised. Be smart how you share that info...kik and Skype CAN BE HACKED! Also, I can't understand why so many people are afraid to meet... No matter what another "profile" tells you or shows can you ever be certain they're real until you meet?.Seriously, is it creepier to meet a complete stranger or one who has a whole bunch of info about you and has lured you in with lies through emails and texts?.. YOU ARE STILL MEETING A STRANGER, why give them ammo? If you're afraid to meet...bring a friend, bring your Dad, a cop, a circus midget, in public, set a time limit.... I'm not wasting time "getting to know" anyone I can't see and look into their eyes.... Be safe in here.