Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I will not share my number or email.....we meet, not a "date", but
a meet to see if we have chemistry and make sure we're real, and
not waste time..if you think you can "get to know" anyone or if you
believe half the embellishments my competition blows up your
ass..., I pray for you..lol
*I live in NJ (30mins outside NYC) and work in NYC.
** The short version: Nick Lachey (or Channing Tatum) meets Dexter
Morgan meets Stallone meets Jim Carey meets Stephen Hawking meets
Ray Lewis played by Hugh Jackson as Wolverine, moonlighting as
Donald Draper(less the smokes).....got it? Good :)
Ok, I'm different, witty, unique, creative, loving...I have an
instinct to spoil and protect those in my circle. I loathe vanity
and materialism. (A girl can be girlie, just don't be vain- getting
your hair wet in the rain is fun , not the end of the world :) I
spent my whole life swimming against the current and enjoyed every
challenge. I'm unlike any guy you know and you'll be pleasantly
I am looking for the greatest gal in the world :) ,ya know my other
half, my missing sock, my yang..well I have that.lol. I am a
renaissance guy looking for a women who inspires me, and hopefully
I can inspire her too. -Not a player and not into games!
.....and whitedog54 does not mean I'm a horny 60yr old who sleeps
around with "ethnic" women....it means nothing really, besides
HairEbush69 was apparently taken😞
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Close to solving "the meaning of life"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whatever I set my heart to do.....and falling in love with profiles
of women abroad who need me to wire them money so that they come
and marry me...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Muscles when walking in the door and my big white ass walkin out. I
get comments on my eyes, but- don't see it...lol. My sense of humor
and sincerity stand out most.
Here is what others say about me:
"Super d duper!" Barney
"Muther fuckin cat's pajamas, mutha fucka" Samuel Jackson
"Damn sugga, mmmhmm" some dirty hobag
"He's a punkass bitch" Mom
"He was a gentleman with all our peckers" birdshop owner
"This dude is da real deal nigga, gots mad game n shit, keeps it
"Has many more leatherbound novellas than I, and a fuller buttocks"
"Hell doesn't want him, and I can't have him hanging around
"A welcome addition to my lap anytime" Santa
"A real stand-up guy" some guy in a wheelchair (don't you dare
smile at that!)
"I don't have anything against him" a quadriplegic (ok, laugh)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a(an aspiring) writer (not as a profession- I have a great
career and make mad green), so I read mostly non-fiction. Love
history, religion, new age... Love all music except country, unless
it's real old stuff...Love food, love to cook and love a good
"Chopped" challenge... Always prefer movie over tv....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When will we actually begin to see Niburu?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with a black long sleave shirt, a bag of forensic stuff, and
looking for bad people :) ( a reference folks- I'm not a cop)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hope you'll find out..😉
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are seriously looking for a solid partner and devoted friend to
grow old together with, and laughing all the way to the psych-ward,
while having crazy-ass monkey sex from our wheelchairs...
: P.S.A. This site is a public forum, when you share info like
emails and phone #s, they can be seen or compromised. Be smart how
you share that info...kik and Skype CAN BE HACKED! Also, I can't
understand why so many people are afraid to meet... No matter what
another "profile" tells you or shows you...how can you ever be
certain they're real until you meet?.Seriously, is it creepier to
meet a complete stranger or one who has a whole bunch of info about
you and has lured you in with lies through emails and texts?.. YOU
ARE STILL MEETING A STRANGER, why give them ammo? If you're afraid
to meet...bring a friend, bring your Dad, a cop, a circus midget,
anyone....meet in public, set a time limit.... I'm not wasting time
"getting to know" anyone I can't see and look into their eyes....
Be safe in here.
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