Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER: This profile is NOT the NC-17 version. The moderators
forced me to edit out explosive boat chases along the Italian
Riviera and the gritty depictions of industrial espionage in the
foul underbelly of Santa Barbara, plus all the profanity, copious
nudity, and tasteful love scenes from my brief stint as a
neuroscientist. Also, it's only in 2D, which doesn't do me justice.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stories fascinate me. I write (both fiction and non-fiction), and I
make short movies with a few very talented friends. We started
doing it just for fun, but the last few have turned out really
awesome, and our next project should be heading for the film-fest
I also work full-time for a major financial technology company in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking questions. My mom always said I should be a TV interviewer,
like a younger, way more handsome, male Barbara Walters.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I've got a lot of passion. I've got bright eyes and I'm always
smiling, and I talk with a lot of energy. Don't worry, I don't use
a lot of wild, dangerous hand gestures or anything.
And my height. I'm not basketball-player tall, but tall enough to
reach that book on the top shelf for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, House, Tyrant
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Falling out of bed Sunday morning and stumbling to Starbucks for a
piping hot triple-shot latte and a very chill morning -- devouring
banana bread and reading a great book in my favorite corner by the
window where the sun comes in. My friends. A great conversation
that goes on until 4 in the morning. A well-cooked filet mignon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to make the world a better place. I want to create a
tech business that makes awesome products to help people live
happier lives. I also want to make kick-a** movies. Basically, I
want to be some sort of Steve Jobs-crossed-with-Steven Spielberg
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meeting up with friends for dinner, probably at the Grasshopper in
Morristown. You know how one joke leads to another, someone tells a
story about a baby rhesus monkey, and suddenly it's 5 AM, the sun's
coming up, and the whole gang's passed out on the floor of your
apartment with a random foreign film playing on the DVD?
You should message me if
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You are caring, kind, and totally passionate about the important
things in your life. Brains are the sexiest body part, and I'm a
sucker for intellectual girls who can talk about philosophy and
creativity. Do you like going on adventures? Want to help me find
the best little Italian place in New Jersey, or a secret swimming
hole out in the woods? Send me a message and let's chat...
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