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30 / M / Straight / Single
Saint Paul, Minnesota
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- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- Doesn’t have kids
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I'm pretty big on personal growth.
My ideal existence would be to wander the country like Johnny Appleseed frolicking with every puppy I encounter along the way.
I also say funny shit constantly. It's just that you have to agree with me that I am actually hilarious. I'm really good at swearing at commercials, and eating spicy food, and remembering quotes and whatnot. Yeah...
Also, if you ask me what I want for dinner the answer will invariably be tacos. I fucking love tacos.
I am also completely without shame. It's almost weird. I just don't have that "you should feel bad about yourself now" mechanism for mundane shit. Most of my pants decisions are made by what pants still have a belt in the belt loops. I look at my poops after I poop. I have a third nipple I call "Nubbin," and pixar movies make me cry. I don't really care if you know.
I also have a massive crush on Pam from the Office.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
I guess I vibe well with nerdy, geeky, artistically inclined folks.
I also am quite serious about the making new friends part! I am also in the market for an arch-enemy.
Did you know that in Japan the show "Jersey Shore" is broadcast under the name "Macaroni Rascals." That is a reward to you for scrolling down this far. Great job.