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31 Saint Paul, MN Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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My self-summary
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I am a male nurse who practices the deadly arts. A sweater wearing honky who digs the Wu-Tang Clan. A lover of philosophy and "that's what she said" jokes.

I always order the spiciest thing on the menu.
What I’m doing with my life
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Choosing love everyday.

I'm an RN. I save lives and make lame jokes all the time.
I’m really good at
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Making sure people don't die. I also am a massage and shiatsu therapist so I am pretty good at rubbing people and/or jabbing them with my thumbs.

I study the martial arts. Not really hung up on trying to be a tough guy, I just like personal growth and I do it all the time. I study a weird russian martial art you've probably never heard of, as well as Bruce Lee's art of Jeet Kune Do.

I'm half-way decent at the following: Playing guitar, cooking, drawing/painting, and generally brain-centric tasks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Holy crap, that dude with the smouldering good looks sure can eat a lot of food in one sitting! He's pretty big to be spending so much time looking at action figures at target.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jiddu Krishnamurti. Seriously, read Jiddu Krishnamurti.

I really like a huge variety of movies, everything from Robocop to Total Recall. I also like dramatic coming of age movies like Predator and The Terminator.

HBO and AMC. I love music. It is one of the best parts of being alive, but I am painfully allergic to pretense and stupidity. I listen to a vast variety of stuff, but I also really hate music for dumb people and boring people. I like a lot of weird shit, like Ween and Tom Waits. I also wish I could steal Mike Patton's vocal cords.

Also, if you ask me what I want for dinner the answer will invariably be tacos. I fucking love tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty self sufficient, there probably aren't 3 things let alone 6. Nevertheless, my quality of life is greatly benefited by coffee, sriracha, the interwebz, alternative comedy, doggies that I don't have to clean up after, and You! you beautiful saucy minx you. thanks for visiting my profile, keep being awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Actually I'm a bit of a homebody. I like to do stuff, but I probably will ignore you if you have 85 pics of you and your besties all tarted up with your duckfaces smashed together as you slowly work on brewing the early morning's abstract impressionist sidewalk painting of fruity-drink emesis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am actually 6 racoons in a trenchcoat.
You should message me if
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You think we have that rare inestimable "mutual weirdness" that Dr. Seuss was talking about.

Did you know that in Japan the show "Jersey Shore" is broadcast under the name "Macaroni Rascals." That is a reward to you for scrolling down this far. Great job.