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whitescrubs

30 M Saint Paul, MN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Medicine
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Homey I'm the one with the shotgun in the closet, next to the glad bags full of chronic.

I'm just kidding, I'm a caucasian nerd who wears cardigans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an RN. I save lives and make lame jokes all day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sure people don't die. I also am a massage and shiatsu therapist so I am pretty good at rubbing people and/or jabbing them with my thumbs.

I study the martial arts. Not really hung up on trying to be a tough guy, I just like personal growth. I study a weird russian martial art you've never heard of.

I'm half-way decent at the following: Playing guitar, cooking, drawing/painting, and generally brain-centric tasks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Holy crap, that dude with the smouldering good looks sure can eat a lot of food in one sitting! He's pretty big to be spending so much time looking at action figures at target.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jiddu Krishnamurti. Seriously, read Jiddu Krishnamurti.

I really like a huge variety of movies, everything from Robocop to Total Recall. I also like dramatic coming of age movies like Predator and The Terminator.

HBO and AMC. I love music. It is one of the best parts of being alive, but I am painfully allergic to pretense and stupidity. I listen to a vast variety of stuff, but I also really hate music for dumb people and boring people. I like a lot of weird shit.

Also, if you ask me what I want for dinner the answer will invariably be tacos. I fucking love tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty self sufficient, there probably aren't 3 things let alone 6. Nevertheless, my quality of life is greatly benefited by coffee, sriracha, the interwebz, alternative comedy, doggies that I don't have to clean up after, and You! you beautiful saucy minx you. thanks for visiting my profile, keep being awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lunch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am actually 6 racoons in a trenchcoat.

Also, I'm genuinely bothered by how cool Andre 3000 is. It's not fair for the rest of us.
You should message me if
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You think we have that rare inestimable "mutual weirdness" that Dr. Seuss was talking about.

Did you know that in Japan the show "Jersey Shore" is broadcast under the name "Macaroni Rascals." That is a reward to you for scrolling down this far. Great job.