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31 Saint Paul, MN Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I'm super awesome but you'd never know it because I keep it low key. I'm an RN and sometimes under my scrubs I wear a superman shirt to remind me of how cool I am.

I really value genuineness above all else so It's really hard for me to brag about stuff, but I save lives, I have been training in the martial arts for about 15 years, I am also a massage and shiatsu therapist.

I love your pets, food, geeky people, artistic people, non-self conscious people, weirdos, jazz music, Russian literature, nature, birds, reddit, and serrano peppers. I think well made things are cooler than flashy trendy things. I like leather workboots and my timex weekender watch and flannel shirts. Chefs knives and ceramic cookware are also awesome.

I think I ultimately want to find someone similar to myself who laughs at my awesome (lame) jokes and really likes to dance good (bad) with moves that they invented.

I also would love making new friends! You can read a novel about someone and you'd never know if it will click or not until you actually meet them. So lets meet and do stuff and then be adults about it dammit!

I really like this song..
What I’m doing with my life
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I save lives, train hard, and make lame jokes all the time. I work a lot and drink a lot of coffee. I listen to music and look out the window. I watch star trek reruns on netflix and I daydream about dinosaur fights and how to make the perfect curry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Holy crap, that dude with the smouldering good looks sure can eat a lot of food in one sitting! He's pretty big to be spending so much time looking at action figures at target.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jiddu Krishnamurti. Seriously, read Jiddu Krishnamurti.

I take comedy very seriously. I seriously consider it fine art. I have way too many things I like to list them all, but some of my favorites are Archer, The IT Crowd, Louie, and Kids in the Hall.

I really like a huge variety of movies, everything from Robocop to Total Recall. I also like dramatic coming of age movies like Predator and The Terminator.

HBO and AMC. I love music. It is one of the best parts of being alive, but I am painfully allergic to pretense and stupidity. I listen to a vast variety of stuff, but I also really hate music for dumb people and boring people. I like a lot of weird shit, like Ween and Tom Waits. I also wish I could steal Mike Patton's vocal cords.

Also, if you ask me what I want for dinner the answer will invariably be tacos. I fucking love tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty self sufficient, there probably aren't 3 things let alone 6. Nevertheless, my quality of life is greatly benefited by coffee, sriracha, the interwebz, alternative comedy, doggies that I don't have to clean up after, and You! you beautiful saucy minx you. thanks for visiting my profile, keep being awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am actually 6 racoons in a trenchcoat.
You should message me if
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You think we have that rare inestimable "mutual weirdness" that Dr. Seuss was talking about.

Did you know that in Japan the show "Jersey Shore" is broadcast under the name "Macaroni Rascals." That is a reward to you for scrolling down this far. Great job.