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whiteyonthemoon

37 M Kirkland, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Go look at the pictures first. No it doesn't make you shallow. You are tapping into instincts that come from a few billion years of evolutionary sexual selection. So relax and trust your instincts. It's like using the force. Maybe judging people based on how they look is like the dark side of the force but who cares, you are using the force.
Go look at the pictures and I'll try to round out your impressions with some words when you click back.
I'm traveling the country via train. If you see my profile in New Orleans, Baltimore, Chicago, Vancouver, Seattle, or Portland, I'll only be there for a few days. You should meet me anyways. True I'll only be around for a little bit, but we are all only around for a little bit.
I'm 3% Neanderthal. I can be seductive and I can tell "dad jokes", but not at the same time. When I get excited in a conversation about something cerebral I become slightly but noticeably effeminate. If this is a problem, move on. If you want to gossip science with the same guy who does things to you at home, continue.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Usually I hang out in a lab and try to cure cancer, but right now I'm not doing that. Maybe they caught on that all that cancer has gone uncured. I lyft people around for some cash instead. Which means I invite people into a car playing questionable music, offer them candy, and collect a check.

Other than that I am fixing up the basement that Charles Manson used to squat in while simultaneously living there. Doing some DIY type stuff, like making kombucha and programming LED lighting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Apparently the lyft thing. I've got a 5 star rating.
“Pavement”
“Offered candy and fun to talk to!”
“Awsome!”
“The greatest person I've ever met”
“Awesome driver. Wish I could request him again.”
“Super nice guy...he waited to make sure I could get inside my apartment when I was locked out!!”
“Just a good dude”
“Very friendly! Loved the candy!!”
“Jason was awesome! Super funny and he had hi-chews.”
“Very funny!”
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know when you go to a show and some tall guy stands in front of you? This is your chance to be the girl standing in front of him instead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't file my tastes into compartments. I alphabetize them:

99% Invisible, A People's History of the United States, Aesop Rock, Against Method, Axe Cop, Battlestar Galactica, BBC's 1984, Brain Candy, Brazil, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Buckaroo Banzai, Built to Spill, Adenosine receptor antagonists, Capsaicin, Childhood's End, Citadels, cLOUDDEAD, Dark City, Death Cab, DEVO, Dominion, Donnie Darko, Dr Strangelove, Dune, English as She is Spoken, Enemy Mine, Everything and More, everything on my plate, Excel Saga, Fido, Firefly, Flux, GABA receptor ligands, Game of Thrones, Godel Escher Bach, Happiness, High Fidelity, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, I Heart Huckabees, Idiocracy, Ingress, Invader Zim, Jacob's Ladder, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Kids in the Hall, Kristen Hersch, Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Mates of State, MC Hawking, MC Paul Barman, Memento, Mindless Self Indulgence, Minus the Bear, Mitch Headberg, Modest Mouse, Morphine, Mr Show, Network, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Of Montreal, On Food and Cooking, Peaches, Peaches, Pi, Pimp, Purity Ring, Primer, Primus, Psychology and Ideology(essay-1972), Radiohead, Radiolab, Ricochet Robots, Rilo Kiley, Rock Band, Savage Love Podcast, SET, SLC Punk, Seafood soups, Social Studies, Star Wars 4-6, Strange Angel, Superjail, Talking Heads, Team America World Police, The 6ths, The Arcade Fire, the beer in front of me, the beer in front of you, The Big Lebowski, The Breeders, The Corporation, The Cure, The Decemberists, The Filth, The Flaming Lips, The Frogs, The Halo Benders, The Hold Steady, The Invisibles, The Klaxons, The Magnetic Fields, The Naked Soul of Iceberg Slim, The New Pornographers, The Outer Limits (1960s), The Pixies, The Postal Service, The Prisoner, The Real Ultimate Power Official Ninja Handbook, The Shins, The State, The structure of Scientific Revolutions, The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, The White Stripes, The Wire, They Live, They Might Be Giants, This American Life, Too Much Information, Tool, Upright Citizens Brigade, Waking Life, Wax, Weird Al Yankovic, whatever's left on your plate when you are done, Why?, Wolf Parade, Z.
I've gotten hooked on Downton Abbey. If you mess with my emotions the way this show is you'll be so dumped.

By the way, it is important to keep this section of your profile current or you run the risk of dating yourself, and you are here to date other people.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Pizzaz pizza cooker.
2. Shims
More when they come up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What are snails even trying to do?
What is the purpose of meaning?
Schrodinger's bonsai kitty. Whether Anthony Bourdaine is essentially a good or bad person, How all these tabs got open, Where homeless people get batteries for their boomboxes, The surface chemistry of my cast iron cookware (iron, oxygen, polyunsaturation, coordination complexes), If what I am thinking about has already been thoroughly explored and explained on Wikipedia, How Digital Underground performs live (given that Humpty Hump is actually the same person as Shock G), How the polarity of the molecules in food affects taste and mouth feel, ways that the world might end if something isn't punctuated correctly, Why my boss wants a bar graph of six numbers, Why the spectrum theory of olfaction isn't accepted, Carbogen, hypochondria and anosognosia

And this, like all the time, this:
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What I'm doing doesn't matter as much to me as who I'm doing it with, and I have amazing friends. That said there's nothing like that feeling at a show - there's nowhere else you'd rather be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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You should message me if
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Are you really considering messaging a boy? Around here guys message girls, not the other way around. So I guess you should message me if you are one of those women who doesn't know her place, but be warned, I'm kinda into that. It's like Smokey the Queer says "Only you can fight gender norms. Only you."