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23 F Hampton Bays, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:34pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm what you call "one of THOSE people," whoever we are. I can't tell you what makes us a THOSE and I can't tell you how I became one, but I will tell you that it's harder than it looks and involves being able to almost do the splits, but not quite; lots of bicep-flexing and weird face-making; making dinosaur noises; and an innate sense of adventure that battles constantly with an innate sense of caution that stems from that one time that one thing happened with one of THOSE people.
What I’m doing with my life
I live to write.

I attend graduate school. I teach undergraduates. I have dance parties every morning. And I'm getting back into aerial silk classes, because I like being bendy.
I’m really good at
-diffusing someone else's awkward situation by making it a zillion times more awkward and taking ownership of that shit.
-taking way too big bites of food and having to chew for five minutes.
-quoting very random parts of very random movies and making people guess what movie it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh breaks the sound barrier. My hair is a stolen and permed lion's mane. And I have several tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Read: Tolkien, The Time of Your Life by William Saroyan, Christopher Durang, Dave Rakoff, David Sedaris, Bill Bryson, Kahlil Gibran, John Green, Carl Hiassen, the occasional George RR Martin... I could go on forever.

Watch on Big Screen: LOTR, V for Vendetta, American Hustle, Seven Psychopaths, In Bruges, He's Just Not That Into You, Love Actually, Singing In the Rain, Chicago, Die Hard, Blade (all of them), Crazy Stupid Love, Three Flavors Cornetto Trilogy, Tremors, T2...

Watch on Little Screen: Orange Is The New Black, Supernatural, Newsroom, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Lost Girl, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Brooklyn 9-9

Listen: The Long Winters, Fitz and the Tantrums, Brett Dennen, Jason Mraz & Bushwalla (funny story about those guys...), The Lumineers, HoneyHoney, He's My Brother She's My Sister, Alabama Shakes, Young the Giant, The head and the heart

Chew: sweet potatoes, Indian food, cheese, chocolate
The six things I could never do without
Smoothies with spinach in them.
Superhero Underwear
My dog, Atreyu
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to whistle. I don't think I'll ever quite get that down.

Whether or not I can be certified/degreed in a million different things so writing can be my career but living can be my job. Next step? Group fitness trainer. Then maybe yoga instructor. Someday, marine biologist. We shall see!

And I also spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about boobs. I can't help it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually having a movie night with a friend in the program while eating Sriracha popcorn and critiquing everything about the film.

That, or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I constantly have either the Indiana Jones theme song or the Jurassic Park theme song stuck in my head. It's gotten to the point where if I have one stuck in my head, I can't remember how the other one goes until I find myself randomly humming it.

Also, I have a ginormous LOTR tattoo. No, you won't be able to guess what it is. No, it is not written in Elvish. Yes, I think it's the coolest thing since sliced bread (which isn't actually that cool, if you really think about it).
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can strike up a conversation that isn't something you'd say to me at a bar, because I wouldn't respond to that there, either.

You have an N64 equipped with Mario Kart and Goldeneye. I'll win at the former and lose at the latter.