Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I never enjoyed writing essays, but my professors always liked
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm coming around this mountain
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing what I'm not supposed to, being your bitch- I love to make
other people happy, getting confused, being blunt and saying out
loud what everyone else is thinking- I tend to speak before I
think, making my mom laugh, telling people what they want to hear
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. or legs.
Whoa, your.... How tall are you?????
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blah blah blah, this question annoys me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order...
My dog, Chloe
Water, preferably smart water
Knowing both of my grandmothers
Being near a large body or water (ocean or a lake, possibly a
Ummmmmm I think I could get along with almost anything else if I
really had to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why god hates me but Jesus loves me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My nights are far from typical...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm to nice to people- its like, I'm such a fuxking good lover, I m
willing to admit way to much- please feel free to remind me that
secrets are the very root of cool (W. Gibson). I like being nakedly
honest. I enjoy being naked in general. I like to be shockingly
open with people, that way people can't hide their judgment. When I
was young- I dreamt of being a stripper. So I became a stripper.
Partially just because I enjoyed telling people I had just met so I
could decide weather or not I liked them based on their response.
My boyfriend at the time told me I couldn't walk around telling
people about it. I never understood this but it fascinated
Also, ill question what a person has to say, even if I agree.
I think Catholicism is my favorite religion but I don't share it's
beliefs. My religion is love. Its interesting how every religion
has forgotten about love, and inatead fights to prove that they are
right about what they all really, when it comes down to it, they
actually agree. wtf is that all about??? its madness. What goods
religion when it's each other despise? (Placebo)
Mother Theresa is one of my heroes. If you judge people you have no
time to love them. (MT)
I'm so indecisive it's irritating. Sometimes I really enjoy when
someone else makes my decisions- they just have to know exactly
what I want. This is usually why I order 3 beverages at 1 time. But
don't worry- ill drink them all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Aliens hide things you misplace, you enjoy spending more time with
your dog than you do with most people, you wanna get down with my
home boys, you aren't offended by the term (jigger phaggot/cracker
chicken head) wait wait let me explain..., your milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard, you're down to do all the things your
mother told you not to,
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