Ok, here's the deal: I'm an attractive, intelligent, active, funny guy with a big heart and bigger ego, and I want some worthwhile female company. If you think you are worthwhile company (and hopefully you know that you're female), continue.
You must have an IQ of at least 90. I don't mind if you're not as smart as me, but I'm not here to babysit you.
You must have a sense of humor. That doesn't mean you have to be a standup comedian, but if I tell you that my joke about a broken pencil is pointless, I expect to get a reaction, not just an "oh, ok."
You have to be pretty. I know, us men are terrible people if we think looks matter. Ok, whatever, I'm a terrible person. But I'm also smart enough to realize that if I'm not attracted to you, I'm wasting your time and mine. Accept it or hate me, no skin off my nose either way.
(That doesn't mean you have to be a model or "perfect". But how about at least a 7 on a scale of 1-10?)
You have to be close to a healthy weight. I admit, a little bit of 'love handles' can be cute on a girl, but I want someone healthy.
You must be straight. If you've messed around with other girls or think you'd like to try messing with a girl that's your business... but it's a turn-off for me, and I'm just not gonna be interested.
You must not be opposed to the idea of marriage or parenthood. Those are not urgent necessities for me, but they are important intents for my future, and if you're opposed to either of those things I'm probably wasting my time.
You must be drug free, drama free, and completely single.
I'd like someone who's 21 or above. You don't have to be a drinker, but I enjoy going to a bar or club on the weekend, having a drink or two, playing pool and singing karaoke. If you can't get into a bar, that pretty much eliminates the possibilty of you joining in on the fun.
I'd like someone who's active. It's alot of fun to watch movies or play video games at home, but I don't have a sunroof in my house. Let's go ride a bike, climb a rock, or drive bumper cars sometimes!
I'd like someone who doesn't smoke. Kissing is quite a pleasant experience, but the taste of tobacco is not.
If you meet all of my requirements and at least two of my preferences, congrats! You're elligible.
NEXT STEP: Email me. We send a few messages back and forth, and if I enjoy the convesation, we'll trade numbers so I can arrange our first date.
If you're not sure you're comfortable with meeting someone from this site in real life, I'm not gonna try to convince you. I'm safe and trustworthy, so if you want to meet me in a public place that's fine, and in these days it's probably a good idea, but it's your job to determine I'm safe to be around in private, it's not my job to prove it.