Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an empty essay... fill me out! Really I am very much like a
blank piece of paper because I'm also made out of pulped wood and
bleach. Feel free to doodle on me when you meet me.
I'm a nerd at heart although I've never been so in to nerdry as to
dress up as anyone or have nerd posters on my walls. I'm also a
Laker fan, but even there not so much as to walk around in jerseys
and whatnot. I guess simply, I'm in to a lot of things but not
really THAT in to any of them. (Or maybe I just have a think about
wearing clothes that say something?) I'm a believer of the journey
over the destination so I'm always willing to try random stuff for
the sake of the experience.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school to be a physicians assistant. Really eager to get
my assistanting on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting along with people once I get to know them and making up
almost feasible facts on the spot. I'm also really good at getting
along with peoples kids while getting looks of disapproval from
their parents... mostly because I like making up almost feasible
facts on the spot. But really you haven't lived till you've
convinced a kid that giraffes actually yell out "Giirraaaaf!" when
they cry and that's why we named them giraffes. I'm also handy and
pretty good at MacGuyvering random crap. In fact I'm typing this
whole profile from a computer I made out of a box of mentos and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ninja stars flying at their face. Coincidentally it is also usually
the last thing they notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Cannery Row by John Steinbeck. I can't really
pinpoint why it means so much to me. Maybe because my father came
from the port city of Inchon in Korea, and he used to tell me
stories about it when I was a kid. Possibly also the allure of
simpler times. It's maybe why I also like how people eat rustic
bread and sardines in Kafka books. I tried it once... I can see why
we now have tuna fish sandwiches. I would like to see wax paper
make a comeback though. Also just tore through the game of thrones
books. and a couple of Vernor Vinge books.
My favorite films are Gattaca and Shawshank Redemption, I think
because both deal with hope in the face of seemingly insurmountable
odds. Also everyone wears fancy suits.
My favorite shows right now are Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones.
In the past I was a fan of some of the Star Treks, Firefly, Curb
your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Deadwood, and The Wire. I
think The Wire may be the best show of all time.
If you look at my iPod playlist it'll probably look pretty random.
I probably don't actually know the names of most of the songs, I
just know I like them and dump them on my iPod. The only reason I
even know the words to some songs is because of Rock Band and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ninja Stars. (Yes, plural... one is never enough.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How different animals would fight each other. I really think a
monkey could defeat any other animal in the animal kingdom because
they've mastered the art of sharpening sticks and putting them in
holes... and as we all know every living thing probably has a hole
where sticks shouldn't go. Monkey win!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for you! Where have you been? I left you like ten messages.
Please go ahead and erase the last six... they were mostly more of
the same only with crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I lost a butt-load of weight recently, and not just from my butt.
So I guess that's part of why I decided to jump in to this online
dating dealio. I'm still planning on losing at least a couple more
butt-loads of weight (that's how professionals measure weight loss
btw). Hey you can totally take credit, and people would be like,
"hey that woman totally turned that whimsical pile of crap in to a
slightly less tubby whimsical pile of crap." Also I have psoriasis,
which is a allergy like skin condition that is not contagious
and... hey... where are you going? Rats, I lured you this far. Ha
ha ha, sucks to be you though because I was just about to reveal
the location of my buried treasure and you totally missed out on
it. By my treasure though, I really mean my heart. Awwww.
Seriously, this skin condition blows.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to laugh. I feel uncomfortable when people can't laugh,
it's like hanging out with a robot or something. (Well... at least
a robot that hasn't been programmed to laugh yet.) We all got
problems, I figure we might as well laugh through them rather than
sit around sobbing. If you're going to sob you might as well dance
a jig while doing it.
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