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wholycow

37 Indianapolis, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just like everyone else in that I find this difficult. It's hard to try and talk about yourself and pump yourself up to a bunch of strangers. Here's my attempt:

I'm a transplant from Ohio. I moved here seven years ago to attend Ball State. I have family here so I stuck around.

Car, job and housing is all covered. Nothing that impressive but a lot of women make a point of saying they want someone self sufficient. Just saying I am.

I'm not super adventurous but most of the time I'm willing to go for it. I'd like to think I do a good job of finding new experiences. That being said, I like being lazy and sitting around the house. Especially if I have a partner in crime to do it with...

I like a lot of stuff, its really awesome! It'd be really nice to find someone who likes my stuff and hopefully I'll like your stuff. The question is, do you like stuff too?!?!?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and playing. I'm actively recruiting a sailing partner. If you like playing on the lake, you should say hi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Digging up answers on the internet and finding a solution to one of my problems. Talking about randomness with friends and family. Docking a boat, especially at night.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have dimples, though you have to squint to see them if I'm sporting a thicker beard.

I vary my hair length quite a bit. It see-saws back and forth from cropped to bushy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've read many many books. These days not as much but that will change. Right now I mostly read news online from a variety of sources. I tend to look at CNET and ESPN more than anything. I'm also constantly Googleing something that I realized I didn't know enough about. I love, LOVE Wikipedia and use it incessantly. I probably need to give them a donation.

All time favorite movies: Pulp Fiction, Seven, Lucky Number Slevin, American Beauty, Pi, Usual Suspects, and Snatch. There are a whole bunch more but you should probably send an email ask me what movie I saw lately.

TV shows include: Pawn Stars, My Strange addiction, American Pickers, Workaholics, Storage Wars, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Football of any kind, Playoffs of any kind.

I'm pretty much cool with all music, though I like classic rock more than anything else. Bands include Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Lenard Skynard, Metalica, David Bowe, Beck, The Doors, Megadeath, Snoop Dogg, Colin Hay, Green Day, Bob Marley, Janis Joplin, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, STP, Elton John, Billy Joel, Bare Naked Ladies, Eminem, Cypress Hill, Neil Young, Eric Clapton, Pantera, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson...the list goes on. Its very diverse.

I like pretty much any type of normal food, though I'm not big on seafood. Exotic food can be hit or miss. I will try various kinds of sushi but don't love it. I'm normally a steak, chicken, or pork kind of guy. I love pizza and burgers. You get the idea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Phone
-Computer
-iPad
-Car
-Toothbrush
-People
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I tend to think about the future, and how to plan for it. I fantasize a lot about the way things might be if everything works out the way I would like. It's a fill in the blank kind of story mixed with choose your own adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just depends on the evening. Some nights I stay in, others dinner and drinks. Nothing too crazy. Alright, sometimes crazy is okay, but its the rarity not the norm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Here's some funny stuff you might find interesting about me:

I dropped my pants at the library when I was four. They were having story time and the story was about how to get dressed. They put the underwear on a the teddy bear's head and asked if that was right. I stood up and showed them it wasn't. I thought I was awesome and I was helping. My parents did not!

Additionally I can't help but hit the space bar twice after a period. I was taught to do that in high school, and have been told its no longer necessary. I just can't adapt to it for some reason.

I wish people would put more effort into this section. No one is looking for your secrets. It says something you're "willing" to admit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to spend time with a man who'll make you laugh. Oh, and you think I'm cute, that helps too!

More than anything I'm looking for someone who's non-religious, helpful, sincere, and fun to be around.

I am especially sensitive to, and annoyed by, people who pride themselves on “just telling it like it is.” Sometimes these people possess a rare gift of insight and kindness, but more often, they’re being cruel and disguising it as some sort of lame superpower. Giving someone the hard truth doesn’t make you more insightful, it makes you the asshole who saw the same thing everyone else saw and decided it might make you feel better to say it out loud.

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