Attention Ladies: The beard has been trimmed back to a cute little Goat instead of the Grizzly Bear it once was. New pictures coming in the near future. (I am laughing as I reread this: the truth is that I will simply trim it down and then grow it out again!).
I am looking for a white squirrel. We all know albino squirrels do exist, but they are quite rare in nature and one might never find a specimen no matter how hard you search. Nature works to destroy albino squirrels, any in existence are true survivors.
It is hard to find someone who has had heavy duty life experiences and has not become wrung out and embittered by them. I like strong, creative women who want me to feel good about being who I am. I'm a very good communicator and understand that listening could be the majority of that skill.
The incredible events of my life have left me with some well earned emotional maturity, although I worship our inner children. I would like to be on your team, or at least your cheerleader. Sensible shoes have always hurt my feet, so I wear boots. Selfish isn't very sexy, but if you don't ask for it you probably won't get it either. They call it the Golden Rule, not the Golden Suggestion. You truly reveal yourself through the way you treat others in intimate relationships.
The existential overtones of choosing to be a kind person feel very real to me. Continuing to strive to be a good person in spite of this world's insistence that I become a selfish moron is the best revenge!
I just googled Albino Squirrels. They are so beautiful its truly amazing. I know you're out there, go ahead and message me. I might even join the ASPS, the Albino Squirrel Preservation Society. Yes, that really exists too.