Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What would make our profiles more interesting is if our ex's wrote
them. Alas, mine will not, so you'll have to deal with my self
evaluation. I am a 58 year old professor. I love my job. I have a
17 year old daughter and plan to work long enough to get her
through college and her first marriage.
I work out for about two hours a day, all told, but can't say as I
actually like it - bones creek..back aches! In any event, I try to
keep myself around 155.
I like girls and would like to meet for a date, a friendship, a
relationship, or more. I don't mind baggage, (I have some myself -
indeed!), as long as there is at least an attempt to separate the
dirty undies from the clean ones and stuff is being put back in the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am trying to keep up with changing technology while keeping my
students occupied. I love movies, books, politics, sports,
computers and nature. What the hell is there not to like? I like
pretty much everything but dentists and dentistry. Yes, I have most
of my teeth, but I hate the upkeep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...wasting every minute of my free time doing...NOTHING...and
enjoying the hell out of it! I guess a semi-serious answer would be
arguing on behalf of left-wing politics against the forces of evil.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is my smile...however goofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like movies like In Bruges, School of Rock, Roger Dodger, any
Bond flick not starring Roger Moore...you name it.
I tend to like 40 to 45 year old soul music, and old R&R.
Classical music and ballet (which has become just more mommy porn)
bores the ever lovin' crap out of me, but once or twice a year I
can get roped into seeing a few concerts and watching the sugar
plum fairy dance around again. I do like the theater,
I like reading blogs, and my favorite blogger is Driftglass.
(Google that name.) I never met a book I didn't like, unless its by
Glen Beck or entitled Fifty Shades of Gray. (Why do we give these
people millions....?!) Both of these works convinced me we should
indeed tie some people up.
I like all food - all of it - except for okra - the incredible,
inedible snot-rocket. (No matter how much you chew it, and no
matter what its cooked with, it comes back up again after
swallowing). I could easily weigh 900 pounds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
black silk coffee pods
..wait...ok...throw out the pencil.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...how much we, those with some economic advantage, waste, and the
growing inequity between haves and have-nots emerging within the
last 30 years...that, and comfortable shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting home with a beer, going to a local pub, watching bad
movies, or planning a weekend trip somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was told that many guys on online sites are pictured with their
guns. I don't own a gun. I once shot a squirrel with a pellet gun
when I was 12 years old. I cried all that afternoon. Thirty years
later, I put up a bird feeder that was attacked by a drunken gang
of thuggish, motorcycle riding squirrels, who would dismantle my
bird feeder hourly. This changed my perspective, and I now think
the only good squirrel is a dead one.
You should message me if
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...you are easy going, not too bitter, get along well with yellow
dog democrats, don't mind an occasional rant about dentists, like
watching MSNBC at night, and are, above all else...HONEST. I
realize that screens out a lot of people, but I'm otherwise
prepared to be lonely...for the long haul.
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