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stanlariathansen

32 M Killeen, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Wondering why the "first things people notice about me" and "most private thing I'm willing to admit" blocks have disappeared on my profile.
I’m really good at
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Standardized tests.
Memorizing song lyrics.
Spell-checking.
Simple arithmetic.
Super Mario World.
Taboo.
Butchering Bonnie Tyler songs during karaoke.
Waking up before my alarm goes off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have not seen so much as a minute of Breaking Bad, The Wire, or anything of that ilk. Suck it, TV nerds.
The six things I could never do without
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The Internet.
Vision correction.
Toiletries.
Headphones.
Comfortable shoes.
The Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many women on here have children. Don't they teach sex ed in Texas?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying in my pillow.
You should message me if
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You don't take me seriously.