I'm really just incredibly awesome. Six, maybe even all seven kinds of great.
I'm quite good at maths, I like video games, I read a lot, I really like Scrabble.
I have a chinchilla with a silly name.
I have a silly name.
I'm weird as crap when I'm not at work.
I'm pretty weird at work, too.
I'm outgoing and friendly, and I like everybody. Even you, I don't care what they say. You've always been my favourite.
I haven't got an accent. I mean, obviously, I do, but it's the generic american one.
I like to tell stories. Especially stories about horrible things happening to me that would only be funny in retrospect. Conversation starter?
I moved to Seattle for the weather. Not kidding.
Nothing bad has ever happened to me. I mean, yes, obviously cuts and scrapes and things, but you know. I once fell down a flight of stairs in my dorm while I was on my way to do laundry, breaking my toe. As I lay there at the bottom of the stairwell, face down and covered in dirty underwear, the laundry soap landed on the back of my head and broke my nose. A couple of weeks with raccoon eyes versus a lifetime of telling that story? Clearly a net gain.
Oh! I almost forgot: My username. So, when I was trying to sign up it kept giving me all sorts of variants on "Your_name is already taken, perhaps you'd like Your_name_taco?" and I just honestly can't imagine anybody thinking, "Yeah. You know what my username always needed? Underscore taco."
I am so, so awesome, and I mean that. (This used to be my "I am blank, blank and blank," I'm not just a crazy person.)