This is probably my favorite joke ever:
Two cupcakes are in an oven, one cupcake turns to the other and says "Wow, It's hot in here!"
The other cupcake shouts, "Holy Crap! A talking cupcake!"

I enjoy ridiculous things. Eating, drinking, and being merry are pretty awesome too.

I only just moved to Austin two summers ago, but this town is rocking my socks thus far.

I'm a graduate student in geology at UT.
Basically, I study pretty rocks.

Finding obnoxious wolf related items at truck stops (I'm starting a collection)
Holding doors for people.
I have some skills in the kitchen. I make a pretty rocking thai curry.

Beard...or if I shaved, it would be lack of beard.

Anything by Cormac McCarthy, Phillip K Dick, George RR Martin, Kurt Vonnegut, Gene Wolfe, Thomas Pynchon

Stanley Kubrick Movies, ridiculous B Movies, Coen Brothers,...(it's a really long list)

I'm currently watching the Wire, Parks & Rec, Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, etc

Nick Cave and Tom Waits are a couple personal heroes of mine. Can, The National, Radiohead, Secret Chiefs, Swans, Wu-Tang, Dirty Three, Bruce Springsteen, etc, etc

Coffee
Coffee
Running
Music
BOOKS
Coffee

Backpacking trips
Road trips

Just travel in general, honestly

Having drinks with friends somewhere, or watching something and having drinks with friends...
...so I guess the formula is me+drinks+friends+? = Friday night

A major goal in my life is to one day be a cool old guy with a lot of random stories.

If you like.