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26 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:47am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Will.

I try really hard to not be an asshole. And I fail sometimes.

I make t-shirts and talk about St. Louis. But I'd like to be a teacher, because I'm good at that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Maybe doing what I've planned.

Or just getting by and playing bar trivia until I figure out my life.

The fallback has always been Jeopardy!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing random things that most people don't (ie trivia team ringer).

Citing other people's relationship advice. I'm bad if I try to apply it to my own life though.

Cooking with little money and a strapped kitchen.

Making a joke that will land almost 30% of the time.

Telling a story again in such a way that you forgot I told you the first time (Or just really good at telling stories that aren't memorable, but you like me enough to allow that second time to come around).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm wearing a shirt that I made. I get more comments on my shirts than anything. Shameless plug:

Possibly my glasses, beard, or loud drunk voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wrote out a long response. And now that seems like too much effort.

Childhood classics (Redwall, Chronicles of Narnia, etc.)
Anything by Nabokov
Political Theory books by non-assholes
All The King's Men

Josie and the Pussycats
Star Wars
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
And other awesome films.

BBC shows (Luther, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Utopia, etc.)
Probably like 10 other shows. I've probably watched more tv than I deserve in this lifetime.

The first album I ever bought was Monica's The Boy Is Mine.
My music taste has diversified from there. I've gone through really random stages, but my favorite music has always been live music. My favorite album is a live album of a band called The Counterclockwise (a band out of Huntsville, AL). I like mostly Indie, some hip-hop, R&B, country, bluegrass, rock. Good versions of almost any genre.
The Buttplugs.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-People to talk to / make plans with.
-the internet; some way to verify why I'm right/wrong
-my computer (see above)
-foods of my choosing.
-Diet Coke (probably)
-People I love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-what I'd do if I won the lottery
-how to survive in a post-apocalyptic world
-what I probably forgot today
-that thing on the tip of my tongue that I just can't remember
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably hanging out with friends at a bar or a house party.
Possibly, I'm hanging out with them playing board games.
Or maybe I'm working on Saturday and I'm doing something pointless instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once cried about missing my best friend's cat. I was drunk at a party at college. It was a fantastic moment because now I have this story.
I judge people by their lips.
I'm incredibly superstitious when it comes to sports (also I like sports more than you'd expect). I will not be the jinx.
If we play Mario Kart, and you choose Peach, we will not be okay. Because Peach is mine. Same with Mario Party.
I'm still friends with everybody that I've ever dated.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know who you are and have a solid group of friends.
You have amazing stories to tell.
You are hilarious.
You wanna go out for a drink. Or to a trivia night. Because I'm probably going to be doing that at least once this week and you should join me.
You are smarter than me.