Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to know the truth about people. What meds are you on? What's
on your dvr? How often does your dog actually get out?
I am someone who is having all of his basic needs met
extraordinarily adequately, I am looking for a lot of physical
affection. I have a very high libido; I will go at least twice a
day if you let me.
In my spare time, which hasn't happened in the last 2 years, I
enjoy paddle boarding.
taking dogs to the beach and hanging out with friends is actually
my job. I am pretty good at it. My home is 420 friendly, I grow it,
vaporize it and bake with it, but I'm definitely not the
stereotypical detached stoner. Far from it! I am very engaging and
Anyway, I'm the kind of guy who wears his 'heart on his sleeve' and
is looking for a lady to receive it and treat it gently. It
has been stomped on a lot, but it is still open to you. I am always
willing to try. Let's go for a walk?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have created a life that makes me truly happy. My finances are in
order and my successful dogwalking business affords me a
comfortable lifestyle. I am working on strengthening my core (abs)
and increasing my flexibility.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being real. Yes, this is my real name.
Making strangers laugh. Giving generously. Sharing openly. Caring
having videos made about me:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the dogs, the cowboy hat, the energy, my truck, the flair &
"joie de vivre". I am happy with my life and career, it is clear to
observers I like what I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors not books: DAVID FOSTER WALLACE, Hunter S Thompson, Dave
Eggers, Douglas Adams, Douglas Copeland, Douglas Rushkoff, Chalmers
Johnson, Clifford Stoll.
Movies: LOTR, Anything Rob Zombie. Zombie movies generally.
Music means less to me each year, but its been WEEN nearly
exclusively for over a decade, so maybe you should like WEEN.
Food: I am a cannabis edibles wizard. I eat poultry even though I
am a peacock. I feel guilty about my bacon habit, but I believe in
democracy and whenever it's a question of bacon vs salad the dogs
always overrule me and I end up making bacon again.
I get a lot of excercise and have a high metabolism.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, air, water, sunlight, exercise and dogs
(I am learning to be less dramatic as I age. I will not fill this
box with hyperbole)
I also like touching and being touched. I would like another human
to watch the apocalypse with, preferably one who follows politics
like most people follow sports and is also multi orgasmic.
I am very open-minded, imaginative, and adventurous in the bedroom
(livingroom, kitchen, etc). If I'm not familiar with your favorite
activities, I would be happy to learn. Bring. It. On.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, politics, politics!
Philosophy, but only insofar as I can make myself sound smart or
make you laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have a big personality, but I'm not a big party guy. I walk dogs
for a living, so when I get home at the end of long day, I like to
relax in a calming environment. Weekends are more for socializing
with humans, as opposed to socializing dogs, so that's when I like
to invite over a couple of friends, kick back, and enjoy a beer and
a bowl. I'm a fun guy, lets go have fun together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've loved a lot and been hurt a lot and I'm willing to do it all
over again for the right woman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like dogs, dont mind oddly driven people, dont mind non
sequiters. If you are sad Jon Stewart is going. If you are
relatively sane. If you prefer beaches to bars. Hiking boots to
heels. Beer over wine. Pot over tobacco. Hockey over any other
sport. Want to go to the flea market, any flea market.
Who are you looking for?
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