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wildcarrot

27 F Gainesville, FL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:07pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hippie-geek hybrid sort of thing.
+Trying to find the balance between a playful (rather hedonistic) approach to life, and a strong desire to work hard, build something I'm proud of and contribute to the world around me.
+Really into intelligence and open-mindedness.
+Brimming with adjectives...and frequent expletives.
+A fan of Fall, tea and cozy flannel.

I like working with my hands. Massage therapy, guitar playing, food cooking, console gaming, wood chopping, art making, target practice, gardening and occasionally building things...

I recently started running, and while I'm still a baby at it, I love it. I'd like to do a tough mudder eventually.

I also like books, bikes, word and puzzle games, saunas, outdoor showers, camping/hiking, raunchy standup, sciencey things, zombie movies, and meaningful/interesting conversation.

I try not to take things for granted. Finding the humor in shitty situations (or any situation, really) is generally the way to go.

I am drawn to independence (both intellectual and practical) and general badassery. I disapprove of prissiness, but silliness is great.

I am dangerously curious, defiantly whimsical, and proudly a lil nerdy. : ENFP

At any given moment, I probably want to be doing this:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/blanket_fort.png

Just looking for friends. Unless you're an awesome female type whom I wish to get to know and have potentially hot cuddle times and very possibly much more with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from the Florida School of Massage (which was awesome, by the way.)
I also work as a prep/line cook at a local restaurant, where we do fast/casual from scratch. I love kitchen work and have been doing it for years, can't seem to give it up.

I play music with people. (An all girl electric band and sometimes a little acoustic duo.)

My dream for the future involves a sustainable hostel/farm in the mountains where I get to keep goats and bees, hike, practice massage therapy and cook for people.
(And be ready for the zombie robot apocalypse...or whatever) :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Adventure cooking, serenades, massage, blanket-fort architecture, and snuggles. Generally nerding out. Cerebral games like scrabble, Chess and Tetris (no seriously though, I'm really good at Tetris) along with other videogames -(favorites being FPS and puzzlers.)

Zombie-surviving? In theory. I like to go shooting (Pistols and rifles and recurves, oh my!) whenever I can, but I still want/need more practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Messy hair? Ready smile?
I never asked.
But someone once said of me: "Oh, that girl with the Greek goddess body?" and I was so flattered that I put it in my okc profile.

I do, however, think it'd be great to be more fit. It's definitely a work in progress, and I'm not where I'd ideally like to be-- I want to do a tough mudder next year--but I'm pretty comfy with myself being all curvey-like in the meantime, and it makes
me an excellent snuggler.

*Another note on my appearance: It deeply bothers me to hear "But you don't LOOK queer." As if how I dress or wear my hair has anything to do with who I am attracted to or fall in love with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All in one section? o.0
Food, music, books and film are things I care about, so this might take a minute...
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Food
I get excited grocery shopping, esp. at the farmers market. I love cooking for friends, or going out to favorite local restaurants. Eating local and well something I really enjoy and strive for. I've been doing a loosely "primal" approach to nutrition and it makes a huge difference in how I feel.

Music! I like it sweet, bittersweet, sultry, danceable and/or swank. From a multitude of genres, like: Folk/bluegrass - blues heavy rock - bass heavy indie - brass heavy soul - alt. hip hop - electroswing - and swank old jazz like...
The Black Keys, Iron and Wine, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Why? Beck, Pinback, Cat Power, Metric, Gorillaz/blur, The Books, MGMT, Sufjan Stevens, Warpaint, Watsky, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Sea Wolf, Lykke Li, Angus And Julia Stone, The Paper Kites, Radical Face, Danger Mouse, Baths, Cut Chemist, El-P, Air, The White Stripes, Django Reinhardt, Amy Winehouse, Dead Prez, Portishead, Noisettes, and on and on...
I'm always happy to trade digital mixtapes! :)

Books
I like ireful comedic satire, cookbooks, travel and how-to guides, and fascinating fiction or sci-fi/fantasy.
Authors: Bill Bryson, Terry Pratchett, David Foster Wallace, Douglas Adams, Dave Eggers, Adam Levin, Max Brooks, Harper Lee, Chris Ware, Robert Jordan, Tom Robins, Roald Dahl, Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard, Beckett, Bukowski, David Eagleman, Bill Watterson.
Childhood loves: Ann McCaffrey, Ursula K. Le Guin, Patricia C Wrede, J.K Rowlings, etc...There's so much more I want to read. Good recommendations are welcome!

Shows-Aside from cooking and travel shows...The Walking Dead, Sherlock, Firefly, Archer, Parks and Rec., BSG, Louie, It's Always Sunny, ABDC
Movies- Snatch, American Beauty, Shaun of the Dead, Pitch Black, Fight Club, Pan's Labyrinth, Little Miss Sunshine, Garden State, Shortbus, Eternal Sunshine, Serenity, XXY, Following, Raise the Red Lantern, and most Wes Anderson and Miyazaki films...Charlie Chaplin makes me weirdly happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, beyond the basic elements of organic life, and the bottom wrungs of Maslow's hierarchy, I'd say:

-Connection/community
-Mental stimulation (read: books, music and interwebs)
-Physical stimulation (read: "running, jumping, climbing trees," great cuddles and sex)
-Food that makes me make sounds that only people who haven't slept with me will think are orgasm noises.
-A sense of humor about the world and myself
...Tiger balm and my santoku are tied for 6th.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*Sensory input*
How things work, physiological processes, social interactions (both micro and macro), vulnerability...
Myself, my plans, the theoretical farm, travel fantasies...
Food (tastespotting), what's for dinner...
Linguistics, etymologies, tongues...
Sex

I believe that each connection is unique and deserves to be treated that way. I tell myself: When you think of someone, think of their whole, separate self. Every time. If you don't let who they are fade into simply what they mean to you, your feelings and thoughts about them will be more meaningful, accurate, and adaptable. You will be able to appreciate, understand, and love them so much more fully.
It's an embarrassingly simple thing, but something I have to remind myself of from time to time. I think it makes a huge difference in being able to maintain real, vibrant, meaningful relationships with people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Cooking dinner, watching things, being fascinated/distracted by things on the interweb. (Tedtalks and StumbleUpon, Reddit, etc...)
-The occasional contra dance, derby bout, live music show or community event at the CMC (A local alternative community library/organizing space.)
-Playing shows with guts
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*Global Santoku, fluted, 18cm. Maybe that's not private, but it's personal.
*I'm probably more addicted to the internet/technology/entertainment than I'd like to admit.
*I love hip-hop, and dance enthusiastically (and probably pretty badly) to it when alone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You...
:Keep your wits about you. (Brainy's the new sexy.)
:Have some common interests, as we can enjoy them together
:Know that you are not the car you drive, etc...
:Have something interesting to say, and can say it well. (Dismal grammar is a huge turn off--'cept when it's done out of playfulness rather than indifference or ignorance.)
:Can hold your own in a cook-off.

I'm interested people based on pleasing traits, compatibility, and general awesomeness, in someone from any sex or gender identity. As far as labeling my own sexuality, I don't really care what you call me so long as you understand I'm just into excellent humans.
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