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The Very Thorough Profile That Starts With a C++ "Script":
//:: 2014 Public Domain
//:: Created By: wilde-tiger
//:: Created On: 01/07/13
//:: Edited On: 17/04/14
"Get the fuck up, and get the fuck out. Get out from under the rock, meet a new friend per day so you'll never be alone. I don't care if it's an old ass granny at Tim's...just get out of the house. Life is about the experiences and relationships you build. Don't let it pass you by." -- Tommy
The Abridged Mission:
So that's basically it. I want to find a few people I can become very good and open friends with. Kind of like open source (software), I guess. In a way. Quality over quantity is my preference in this matter.
The "Star Trek" Metaphor:
It takes a great amount of dilithium to power shields that are constantly at full capacity (because my ship is always on red alert). I'm not sure I can sustain the power requirements in exchange for other important things that my crew needs.
Good friends, the eternal quest. These are the voyages of the USS Pink Scorpion. It's elusive journey: To seek out new good friends and have lots of FUN. To boldly do, what no friends have done before.
My "I'm looking for" section is not set in stone. And, I don't really take match question as if they're the ultimate decision making tool.
However, "ogg123" is pretty close to being the ultimate tool. But, I tend to use "canberra-gtk-play" for my system sfx.
Now, if there are any questions you want answered, ask me. I can come across as unfriendly, but I'm always afraid someone will think I that I have rapist intentions or that I only want to bone them, if I were to be friendly.
It's like when I go to a store. If I'm going through the check-out, I'm not going to be like "Hey, how's it going?". Heaven forbid someone thinks it's a pick-up line.
It's starting to feel like I have to start my messages with either "Firstly, no, I don't actually want to fuck you." or "If you'll hang out with me for half an hour, I'll give you head in exchange and then I'll leave.". I'd throw in a ":(" at the end of this paragraph, but that's not professional. :)
There are many references to GNU/Linux contained herein. This may also include, but is not limited to *NIX, C++, Python, and "Star Trek". Processed in a facility that may also work with nuts, wheat, and/or milk.
The Thorough Disclosure:
-- Reasoning --
My malfunction, is as follows. After twenty five (25) years of playing video games ("full-time"), I've generally grown bored of them, unsurprisingly. I want to do all the shit that I've missed out on (which, as one may imagine, is a lot). Nice and simple. And generally like the *NIX philosophy. In a way.
-- A Promise --
I'm (probably) not going to sugar coat shit for you. That's not good for honest business.
I'm (probably) not going to bother with small talk. I can look out the window and see the local weather.
If I (initially) message you, it's going to be direct and to the point. I'm not going to give you some line of bullshit to make you like me. Starting off any kind of relationship with bullshit lies? That's not a solid foundation!
-- Childhood --
I know others probably had it worse.
But...I didn't rightly have a(n) (exceptionally) positive childhood or school experience. Instead, I had lots of mental and emotional abuse, and my self-esteem is lower than the mercury in winter (and I don't mean an English winter).
So I have a couple lingering issues. And I know not a lot of people like me, let alone stick around. But I'm trying to get over all that shit.
So, if I'm not very enthusiastic, it's nothing personal. I've likely just accepted my dismissal.
-- History of Friendship --
Lots of cobwebs here. But, once in a while, someone does stick around. Just not really in the past decade, give or take. But if they do, we have lots of fun.
-- Like Iron to The Earth --
I am an artist, and I have a habit of expressing myself in (a) manner(s) that disturb(s) a lot of people.
I mostly write all sorts of literature. Songs, parodies, burlesque, satire, eroticism (some ignorantly call it "filth" or "porn").
And in a way, everything I see, do, and touch, is art in one form or another.
-- Politics --
I don't really give a fuck. What more can I say?
I learned long ago not to get involved. It keeps me sane. I will say, I'm a very bad capitalist. Making money isn't my god, and nor is it my number one goal in life. There's more important shit in (my) life than the "almighty dollar".
-- Innocent Cast The First --
Once in a while, I make racist jokes, use derogatory slurs, talk shit, and enjoy crude humour.
And, even if in the spirit of good fun, some apparently, believe that it makes me an Imperial Wizard, Nazi, racist, asshole, and/or malaka. So whatever. *scoffs* Yeah, because I'm the only one that has! At least I can admit it.
-- If Nothing Else --
I'm not really shallow. Sure, I find a certain hair colour fascinating, but that doesn't mean I'm going to skip your message based on it. Can you guess my favourite hair colour?
I am shallow when it comes to celebrities. Hey, they got it coming!
And I'm not very picky when it comes to friends. I played a lot of "Final Fantasy, so I know friends come in unexpected ways.
And for anyone that might actually want to date, prepare to let cobwebs gather in your wallet. I'm low maintenance!
I mean sure, I have some preferences in the kinds of people I'd want to associate myself with, but I don't really think I give a shit though. Right now, I'd rather have people that genuinely want me in their life. Savvy?