Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The username refers to Oscar Wilde
, who is my hero. I'm
, the Victorian era
, and masses of other
things. When I'm into something, I'm really
into it, and
spend a lot of time on it.
I listen to too many podcasts, mostly storytelling and sex advice.
I write, but never finish anything. I cannot live without my
morning cup of tea and I define "morning" as "around noon." I'm
trying to do the whole starving artist thing without actually
starving, which is great and all but does mean I don't have
conventional "weekends" -- Monday is my Saturday.
People often comment that I come off as very reserved, or prim.
People often LATER comment that they were completely wrong about
me. Make of that what you will.
I'm in a relationship already, but not a monogamous one. That means
I'm free to hang out, free to be casually involved, but I'm not
going to be your girlfriend. Right now I'm mostly interested in
women, but that doesn't mean other genders never catch my eye.
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking classes and hunting for a new job, an agent, and a good
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
overanalyzing everything to bits and still enjoying it afterwards,
writing other people's fictional characters, pole dancing
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice-- I overarticulate from years onstage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Hunger Games, Jasper
Fforde's Thursday Next series, anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil
Gaiman, or David Sedaris.
Movies - Nightmare Before Christmas, The Cabin in the Woods, The
Secretary, and an embarrassing number of superhero movies
Music: Ani Difranco, Amanda Palmer, The Black Keys, and SO MANY
SHOWTUNES. You've been warned.
Food -- falafel, anything with enough garlic to kill a small horde
of vampires (lucky for you, I also love mint!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my teapot, my kindle (or a purse big enough to hold a decent-sized
hardcover,) a lot of hugs, the company of smart people, the TKTS
booth, and some serious peace and quiet every now and then
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theatre, books, feminism, sexuality, little random details that are
completely irrelevant and yet interesting, the awesomeness of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working through my Netflix queue with my boyfriend, at a theater
party, or visiting friends in DC.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find acting classes embarrassingly therapeutic.
You should message me if
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* You know where the good hookah bars are.
* You know where the good kink parties are.
* You like weird old books and want to talk about them.
* You're a big theater nerd too.
* You understand that "bisexual" does not mean "proposition me for
* You understand that "sexually submissive" does not mean "has no
boundaries or personal tastes."
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