Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the single mother of two absolutely amazing children. My kids
are awesome, I don't care what you say. I am six months pregnant
with twins. The father does not want any part of it, so I'm going
to be doing this all by myself.
If you are reading this paragraph, you obviously didn't immediately
close my profile once you saw that I was pregnant. Kudos to
I am an electrical engineer, so that means I am smart. If you were
looking for dumb arm candy, walk away now.
I am quirky and weird.
I am a nerd.
I know that I am pretty, yet I do not want to be objectified.
I can be overly sensitive, but it's only when the hormones get the
best of me.
All women are crazy in one way or another, I happen to be crazy in
one of the most tolerable ways.
I have been married twice, and never plan on doing it again.
I am extremely close to my family. They are some of the coolest
people I have ever met.
I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich
I apparently have an affinity for the non-indented paragraph. This
is becoming more popular in professional writing standards.
I'm still not sure what kind of stuff is important to put on here
so this is a work in progress.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Since I'm pregnant, I'm spend most of my time eating ice cream and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I somehow manage to regularly succeed in saying something stupid,
then following it up with more stupid. The filter between my brain
and mouth is broken.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, or so I have been told. And of course, note my baby bump
and huge boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now I am watching The Walking Dead, Haven, The 4400, Doctor
Who, and Criminal Minds.
My favorite movies are The Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Monty
Python's Holy Grail, and The Boondock Saints.
I love to read spiritual books.
I love to listen to any kind of rock. I am really into the local
music scene. Almost every Tuesday night you can find me at Front
Street Public House for the open jam.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do I get the world to understand the true meaning of
How does Google know so much?
What am I going to have for lunch?
Why isn't there a special font used for sarcasm in texts?
Where did that bruise come from?
How did I manage to spend an hour in Wal-Mart and forget the one
thing I came for?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing around a fire pit in the moonlight, sacrificing small
children in the name of Satan. Oh my goodness, this question is
dumb. Doesn't everyone have pretty much the same answer here?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to keep private things private until they need to be
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a smart, sweet, sensitive, caring, science-fiction loving,
rock music listening, D&D playing Time Lord who loves giving
back rubs. And when you send that message, make sure that you admit
you looked at my pics and scrolled directly to the bottom of my
profile so you could send me a message.
I'm not exactly looking for the typical restrictive, suffocating
relationship. What I need is a companion that would be willing to
hang out on set says and understand that I am a mom the rest of the
Who are you looking for?
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