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will_i_am86

23 / M / straight / Single

Murrieta, California

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Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Military
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am Witty, a Clown, and back in America!.

My Self-Summary

Hey all, let me see how I can sum myself up real fast so you get a good idea who I am. Okay.... I love music, I listen to everything right now except country and some others, but I'm sure if i started to listen to them I would find them interesting. I am pretty sarcastic and witty at times, that's what the people say. Like most guys I have an interest in cars, I plan to start to restore a nice car one of these days. I grew up in northern california, in sacramento. I like to spend my time with friends, talking and stuff, nothing too crazy I suppose, but thats always up to change. Im pretty spontaneous, I like to go do things with little or no preparation, but sometimes I do plan things out pretty detailed. I am in the Marine Corps and also I am probably in one of the nerdiest of jobs in the military, but it is still pretty sweet. What is there to say, i love to joke and make people laugh, thats all i got for now. If you want the full version get to know me :p

So the little advice giver when you first start your profile is at the point where it is telling me to expand my profile to 1,000 words to further my luck with this website. So I wonder why is it that I must continue to type info onto my page in order to further my given percentage which right now is at 85%, what happens when it gets to 100%. A reward of some kind? Well having it not remind me to expand my profile size to 1,000 words would be a bit of a reward lol. So here I am typing and typing away. I figure I need another 500 words. Who knows, seeing that I am not going too crazy with the typing and that I type relatively fast. I would say if I type for at least 10 minutes then that will be sufficient, it seems like it's been about 6 so far so I will continue typing. type type type. Oh what to type? I wonder if when people read other peoples pages they copy and paste the page onto a Word document to verify if it is 1,000 words AT LEAST, if not, they would be dunskies. HAHAHAHAHAHA. That wasn't that funny. It was all one word too which doesn't help my cause. Now this is better "HA HA HA HA HA" look at that, 400% more words! Impressive, but I would have to say that I still have to type for another 2 minutes. Gosh! It's only been 2 minutes so far, actually more like 3 because I stopped to text a friend on my phone and scratch my nose, but now, now it is 4 minutes. Let's save this bad boy and see if I must return to add more to this to advance my percentage in the ultimate completion of this profile, lol.........Success

What I’m doing with my life

Just doing this whole military thing for a few years just to experience it and serve my country, that's corny but true haha.

Got a bunch of other things on my to-do list always lol
-Finish up transfer degree to UC before I get out of the military
-Do some volunteer work one of these days when I get a chance
-More coming soon

I’m really good at

I'm really good at? Um, I have a good ear for music, I guess I'm pretty smart about lots of things lol, try me, trivial pursuit or anything like that would be fun :p and I'm pretty good at singing and playing guitar on rock band, at once, i'm a computer nerd as well, but not with the pocket protectors, high pants and plaid socks lol

The first things people usually notice about me

Eyes probably, they are hazel and pretty cool looking

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books, i read anything.

Movies, i like all the classics, like all the old mafia movies, especially the ones with robert deniro, i like movies based off true stories or are pretty close.

Music, in no particular order
The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Parliament Funkadelic, Bob Marley, Earth Wind and Fire, The Doors, Black Dahlia Murder, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Muse, Bone Thugs n Harmony, Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, The Cure, Cold War Kids, Job for a Cowboy, The Beatles, Run DMC, 2Pac, Boston, DJ Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, TRANCE!!!! lots of different music, anything from the 60s to now, i pick up and listen to new stuff all the time and sometimes classical music, just for the hell of it i always wanna get into more music

TV The Office...

Food, Italian, Mexican, BBQ, Sushi, everything haha

The six things I could never do without

Music
Laptop
Google
Car
Friends
My Health of course :)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What's ahead of me, seems like I spend more time planning than living, that will change though eventually. Hans Christian Andersen once said "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." how true haha

On a typical Friday night I am

Up for just about anything, that's responsible :)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

When I am bored I break down numbers and letters into binary, its not too hard, lol jk, i wish.... haha not really sure what to share here. Sharing something private defeats the purpose, silly okcupid, you almost got me

You should message me if

You're awesome, period.

Witty and Sarcastic and Cute

yay!