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willbite

41 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Hebrew (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Czech (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The problem with Brooklyn is that the hipsters have no natural predators.

This is what it sounds like when I half-finish recording a song: http://serbin.org/ariel/a-coriolis.mp3

I am the exception to a variety of rules. You'll discover that pretty quickly when you start getting to know me.

I write songs and letters and they don't suck. I'm prepared to back-up that statement, but maybe not on this medium. Inspire me.

I've written half of my novel so far. I do little bits of editing and writing when I have the time and the inspiration, but I wish I spent more time on it.

I like confidence but only if it comes with heart. Being genuinely smart is far more interesting than being intellectual. I like sexy but not trashy. Smart is sexy. Clever is irresistible.

I love the beach. I'm mostly used to living in big cities.

I am a dominant lover but a nurturing partner. I am what you didn't know you were looking for. I'm a mixed bag that way. I'll have my way with you. We'll get a little freaky. If a couch isn't comfortable for spooning while watching movies, it isn't a good couch. Mixed bag. I told you.

I have grand aspirations. I'm an idea guy. Sometimes I make those ideas happen. I have lots of really, really good ones. Ideas for me, humanity and, possibly, us. My new job title really should be "Nerd Shepherd." I direct technology. I'm often working on getting the entrepreneurial ball rolling.

I've lived in Philly, NYC, DC, Czech Repubic, Israel, Houston, Amherst....I think that's it...

Remind me to tell you about why I feel responsible for elliot smith's demise...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apartment hunting.
Being creative.
Wondering why you're so late.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Music. Photography. Being funny. Mocking the television. Predicting the future. You.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone thinks I'm younger than I really am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hmm... is this really going to help you know me as a person? Possibly, but these things change. Something about this question reminds me of kindergarten: "...and what's your favorite color/animal, little jimmy?"

It's hard to randomly pick a favorite and my tastes change from time to time. I still love the classics. my 90's indie rock and the great books. Let's talk about this in person instead of on this infernal site.

Fine! Here's a few off the top of my head

Mitch Hedburg

Movies: Wings of Desire, The Jerk, Secretary, Reuben & Ed, Sid & Nancy, Blade Runner, Annie Hall, Rear Window, Zombieland, Better Off Dead
TV: Game of Thrones, Dexter, Community, Battlestar Galactica (pretty much anything sci-fi), Sherlock, 30 Rock
Books: Salinger, Kundera, Confederacy of Dunces, To Kill a Mockingbird (Fun fact: this was written by Bruce Lee's sister, Harper.), Day by Day Armageddon. (I told you I like the classics)
Bands: Haywood, Small Factory, Archers of Loaf, Seam, Elliot Smith (I was in one of those bands that you've never heard of. I also like lots of stuff that isn't 90's indie rock)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do skydiving without a parachute.

I could never do your mom without a few drinks.

I could never do you understand the words that are coming without of my mouth?

seriously, though. I all I need is this chair. ...and this lamp. ...and this book of matches...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it gay to kiss yourself? ...cause my tongue is in my mouth right now...

...and also, the nature of the universe. Seriously. I ponder this daily and engage math & science nerds in debates.

I spend a ton of time pondering the future, both near and far. I'm always coming up with ideas and designs...

Also, today I was wondering if Gwenneth Paltrow ever goes home with the guy from Radiohead and then thinks to herself, "wait.... something's not right... oh, yeah! I'm married to the guy from Coldplay!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Socializing or computing or reading or looking to meet new people. I don't mean people that are new. I mean people that are new to me. Babies are people that are new. They're usually not out on Friday nights...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh, I really like the idea of admitting private things. I've got all kinds of private things to tell the right girl... This isn't a very private setting, though, is it? I'm picturing us sitting in the back of some bar, watching the merry-makers while I whisper unspeakables in your ear.

Also, I think this site may promote sociopathic behavior. Let's get off of it.
You should message me if
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You'd rather sit next to me than across from me.
and...
You agree with this: http://compendium.vuduc.org/aupoem162.html
and...
You want to go places with me.