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27 • M • Brooklyn, NY
- Last Online
- Today – 9:01am
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Working on med school
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly)
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Directions, google maps not included
Movie: Gran Torino, Saving Private Ryan, Ken Burns Documentaries, Forest Gump, Silence of the Lambs
Shows: Daily Show/Colbert Report, Jeopardy, NHL Tonight
Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"
Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"
Develop a superpower to actually believe its not butter
Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose
Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story
Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting
Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.
Have a group of ESPN reporters follow me on a mini golf course
Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth
End a conversation with the last word while simultaneously extinguishing my cigarette
Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately
Why people play the lottery or why it even exists for that matter.
How Adam Sandler continues to be cast in movies
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
-you wouldn't mind being heckled while sitting first row at a comedy club
-would like to spend an afternoon at the natural history museum trying to convince one of the school children on a field trip that the T-rex is not extinct and they have been spotted at night in central park (their natural habitat)
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