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27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:01am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I was born and raised in Chicago. I am in NYC for medical school by way of Cincinatti (undergrad) and Boston (graduate school)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Medical student currently working in the ER
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
High fives
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly)
Building things
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Directions, google maps not included
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a very fast walker even by New York standards
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: A Peoples History of the United States by Howard Zinn
Movie: Gran Torino, Saving Private Ryan, Ken Burns Documentaries, Forest Gump, Silence of the Lambs
Shows: Daily Show/Colbert Report, Jeopardy, NHL Tonight
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think this question is kind of lame. Instead, here is a list of amusing things I would like to do before I die:

Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"

Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"

Develop a superpower to actually believe its not butter

Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose

Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story

Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting

Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.

Have a group of ESPN reporters follow me on a mini golf course

Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth

End a conversation with the last word while simultaneously extinguishing my cigarette

Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The belt or the belt loops holding on to the belt: who is the real hero in holding up my pants?

Why people play the lottery or why it even exists for that matter.

How Adam Sandler continues to be cast in movies
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on the night moves, Bob Segar style
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was in a diaper commercial as an infant. Not a lot of people can lay claim to having their ass exposed on television.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to spend the afternoon tracking down the cash cab
-you wouldn't mind being heckled while sitting first row at a comedy club
-would like to spend an afternoon at the natural history museum trying to convince one of the school children on a field trip that the T-rex is not extinct and they have been spotted at night in central park (their natural habitat)