I was born and raised in Chicago. I am in NYC for medical school by way of Cincinatti (undergrad) and Boston (graduate school)

I am torn between pursuing emergency medicine or surgery but I always wondered what would it would be like if I pursued a career in urology (my last name is Wille). Imagine a middle aged man with a "going" problem and consults the yellow pages for a urologist in the area and comes across a listing for Dr. Wille, he must think "hmm, Dr. Wille, that seems like a guy suited for the job"

Why have I choosen a career in medince you ask? Obvious, it is the only occupation where wearing a bow tie does not look ridiculous.

High fives
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly, worlds greatest haha)
Trivia
Building things
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Calling out lifes bullshit
Directions, google maps not included
Science

I am a very fast walker even by New York standards

Book: A Peoples History of the United States by Howard Zinn
Movie: Gran Torino, Saving Private Ryan, Ken Burns Documentaries, Forest Gump, Silence of the Lambs
Shows: Daily Show/Colbert Report, Jeopardy, NHL Tonight
Music: Im into a few things but I am to lazy to explore new music. Someone help me out with this!

I think this question is kind of lame. Instead, here is a list of amusing things I would like to do before I die:

Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"

Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"

Be apart of an 80's movie team-effort-fixing-up-the-house montage. Yes, I know this would require a time machine.

Develop a superpower to actually believe its not butter

Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose

Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story

Just before the mob boss executes an innocent hostage, come in at the last moment to save the day and shout "not on my watch!"

Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting

Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.

Have a group of ESPN reporters follow me on a mini golf course

Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth

End a conversation with the last word while simultaneously extinguishing my cigarette

Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately

The belt or the belt loops holding on to the belt: who is the real hero in holding up my pants?

Why people play the lottery or why it even exists for that matter.

How Adam Sandler continues to be cast in movies

Working on the night moves, Bob Segar style

I was in a diaper commercial as an infant. Not a lot of people can lay claim to having their ass exposed on television.

Robert Goulet is an alter ego of mine that occasionally makes an appearance after a few cocktails, singing included.

-you have a good "would you rather"
-you want to spend the afternoon tracking down the cash cab
-you wouldn't mind being heckled while sitting first row at a comedy club
-would like to spend an afternoon at the natural history museum trying to convince one of the school children on a field trip that the T-rex is not extinct and they have been spotted at night in central park (their natural habitat)
-like coffee and/or beer
-you like to kick it old school (ya I am not sure what that means either)
-would like to chaperone a heterosexual man to an art museum (think art history, not modern art)