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My self-summary
Parachutist extraordinaire, part time scholar, full time winner, Jester of jokes, curator of wisdom, sportsman specializing in tasting of sundry alcoholic beverages.

Final year of Medical School in New York. Originally from Chicago. Being around family is very important to me so I'm hoping to land my residency back home in Chicago.

You may also recognize me from a late 80s diaper commercial I was in as an infant. Not many people can lay claim to having their ass exposed on television.
What I’m doing with my life
Aspiring Cardiologist. A master chef and home brewer in my spare time. I'm also into cycling (when its warm) and the running (eventhough I don't particularly enjoy it)
I’m really good at
High fives
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly)
Building things
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Directions, google maps not included
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a very fast walker even by New York standards

I can be a sarcastic asshole at times but dont worry, Im a nice asshole :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is straight up first date material
The six things I could never do without
I think this question is kind of lame. Instead, here is a list of amusing things I would like to do before I die:

-Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"
-Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"
-Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose
-Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story
-Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting (You come up with the theme)
-Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.
-Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth
-Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A world where a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned.
On a typical Friday night I am
Night Moves - Bob Segar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For the longest time I thought Elton John was singing "hold me closer Tony Danza"
You should message me if
-you're looking for a little more cowbell in your life
-You can give a courtesy laugh at my corny dad jokes
-You like to goof around and banter

I dont really have any "type" or prerequisites in terms of women (not girls) I am looking to meet. I'm looking to date and if something more serious emerges then I'm game.