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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:26pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Parachutist extraordinaire, part time scholar, sportsman specializing in tasting of sundry alcoholic beverages.

Final year of Medical School in New York. Back home in Chicago through January

You may also recognize me from a late 80s diaper commercial I was in as an infant. Not many people can lay claim to having their ass exposed on television.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring Cardiologist
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
High fives
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly)
Building things
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Directions, google maps not included
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a very fast walker even by New York standards

I can be a sarcastic asshole at times but dont worry, Im a nice asshole :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is straight up first date material
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think this question is kind of lame. Instead, here is a list of amusing things I would like to do before I die:

-Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"
-Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"
-Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose
-Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story
-Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting (You come up with the theme)
-Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.
-Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth
-Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A world where a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Night Moves - Bob Segar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For the longest time I thought Elton John was singing "hold me closer Tony Danza"
You should message me if
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-you're looking for a little more cowbell in your life
-You like to goof around and banter