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27 • Brooklyn, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Feb 26
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Working on med school
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly)
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Directions, google maps not included
I can be a sarcastic asshole at times but dont worry, Im a nice asshole :)
Movie: Gran Torino, Saving Private Ryan, Ken Burns Documentaries, Forest Gump, Silence of the Lambs
Shows: American Experiance, Jeopardy, NHL Tonight
-Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"
-Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"
-Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose
-Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story
-Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting
-Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.
-Have a group of ESPN reporters follow me on a mini golf course
-Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth
-Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately
Why a group of squid is not called a squad
-you want to spend the afternoon tracking down the cash cab
-you wouldn't mind being heckled while sitting first row at a comedy club
*I don't really have a type or "selection criteria" but Im generally not into women who self identify with a social or political cause (whatever that may be). I find it off-putting and arrogant to wrap ones outward identity in a political statement.
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