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26 / M / Straight / Single
New York, NY
- Last Online
- Dec 28, 2013
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Working on med school
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
Why have I choosen a career in medince you ask? Obvious, it is the only occupation where wearing a bow tie does not look ridiculous.
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly, worlds greatest haha)
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Calling out lifes bullshit
Directions, google maps not included
Movie: Gran Torino, Saving Private Ryan, Ken Burns Documentaries, Forest Gump, Silence of the Lambs
Shows: Daily Show/Colbert Report, Jeopardy, NHL Tonight
Music: Im into a few things but I am to lazy to explore new music. Someone help me out with this!
Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"
Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"
Be apart of an 80's movie team-effort-fixing-up-the-house montage. Yes, I know this would require a time machine.
Develop a superpower to actually believe its not butter
Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose
Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story
Just before the mob boss executes an innocent hostage, come in at the last moment to save the day and shout "not on my watch!"
Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting
Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.
Have a group of ESPN reporters follow me on a mini golf course
Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth
End a conversation with the last word while simultaneously extinguishing my cigarette
Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately
Why people play the lottery or why it even exists for that matter.
How Adam Sandler continues to be cast in movies
Robert Goulet is an alter ego of mine that occasionally makes an appearance after a few cocktails, singing included.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 19–26
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
-you want to spend the afternoon tracking down the cash cab
-you wouldn't mind being heckled while sitting first row at a comedy club
-would like to spend an afternoon at the natural history museum trying to convince one of the school children on a field trip that the T-rex is not extinct and they have been spotted at night in central park (their natural habitat)
-like coffee and/or beer
-you like to kick it old school (ya I am not sure what that means either)
-would like to chaperone a heterosexual man to an art museum (think art history, not modern art)
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