I'm pretty serious about maintaining a healthy lifestyle and I work out 5-6 times/week. Two decades of vegetarianism with vegan tendencies factor heavily into that equation.
Up until 5 years ago, I was very much a moving target, hopping about the country for training programs and professional opportunities. I made it as far as Colorado, but had to come back east where you're allowed to be cranky. Also, parents don't get younger.
I enjoy irony and don't suffer fools well. Friends and family are very important to me and I will throw down on their behalf. Reliable sources state that I have a heart of gold, am spicy and snappy with a subtle after burn, and make the best damn banana bread you ever tasted. My brownies have healing powers. I'm a snarky, long-legged scientist with an accommodating heart. I have collected ample data to substantiate the claim that my life is but a sitcom for the gods.
Violence, intolerance and hatred make me sad.
I miss my grandma
I don't take selfies.
Now, please pay attention, this part is extremely important. I do not want children. I am fond of my friend's children, but I do not want to be a mom/stepmom. If you see yourself having a family, please continue your search elsewhere.