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31 M Kingston, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Oct 11, 2013
Asian, Black, White
5′ 6″ (1.67m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I work better with multiple choice, not essay. If you could narrow that down to "yes or no" questions, I could provide much more information. I hate essay questions, and writing in general. I am a soldier, drummer, former construction worker, and sketch artist.

I have a very dry sense of humour.

Name: Lancelot Alexander Williams
DOB: 1982 May 21
Occupation: Soldier
Location: CFB Kingston, Ontario, Canada.
Hobbies: Playing the drums and guitar, reading, fixing computers and electronics

I am quiet, pensive, and naïve.

I am not ashamed of anything, and only lie for personal gain or to prevent personal loss. For anything else, I just withhold information. I will tell people exactly what's on my mind unless I actually like them, in which case I will try to say it in such a way so as to make it sound less offensive; in certain cases, I will simply keep it secret.
What I’m doing with my life
I am in the Canadian Forces, awaiting training, and then I'll be sent somewhere I probably won't want to be... like the North pole.
I’m really good at
Keeping the peace (most of the time).
Fixing computers and electronics (except for my own).
Stubbing my toes.
Designing things which never get built.
The first things people usually notice about me
I rarely smile.
I'm really quiet. Not because of shyness (although that is part of the problem), but I'm not very good at starting conversations. If I come into a conversation on a subject of which I am knowledgeable, I will participate garrulously. If it's merely an interesting subject I will listen quietly, interjecting the occasional question, and if not I will simply fade away and find one that is interesting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favourite books include anything in the Dragonlance series or its multiple AD&D offshoots, anything written by Piers Anthony, Alistair Maclean, Scott Adams, Tom Clancy, John Saul, and Dean Koontz, and any books about war.
I don't really watch that many movies, but I like the ones based on comic books and anything with alot of action and fighting.
I like most music, but not rap/hip-hop or Nickelback.
I hate potatoes and mayonnaise, but will eat pretty much anything else. I've become used to field rations over the last decade.
The six things I could never do without
My car.
My cellphone.
A wristwatch. Even with the cellphone and the car's clock.
My closest friends.
Books, or some other portable form of entertainment.
Something to keep me busy; a sense of purpose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Conversations I may never have. I tend to plan them while I'm showering or smoking. Those that occur never go as planned.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing at home or with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The easiest way to get me to do something is to tell me that I won't. I will do it just to disprove you, legality/morality pending.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you didn't get enough out of reading the profile.