* I'm not looking to meet anyone. I'm in a very happy relationship.
I just reactivated my profile out of boredom and good ole fashion
I'm from rural Louisiana and very happy to be out of redneckville.
It doesn't take a lot to make me content. I like to go jogging with
my dog or sit with him at the fly, watch the boats, and identify
birds. I stare at rocks like a weirdo. Puns are the highest form of
humor. I would like to meet someone who is laid back and enjoys
porch drinking as much as I do. Everything is better when drunk
from a mason jar.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a Geology degree from Tulane. I work for a major oil company
(don't judge) though not as a geologist. Grad school is in the near
future so I can become a real live geologist again! I plan to
retire on a wooden boat that I will build (I already have the
design picked out).
I’m really good at
Fixing small engines, making furniture out of old wood, fixing
toilets, being a little awkward, not caring, being able to talk to
anyone, wasting time on the internet, and building fires. Pretty
good at making people laugh, halfway decent guitar player. Finding
faces in inanimate objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whatever the opposite of swag is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/authors: Bill Bryson, David Sedaris, Cormac McCarthy, and the
“A Song of Ice and Fire” series. Ender's game was my first favorite
and still is. If they make that movie, it better be fucking
Movies: Nacho Libre, I'm serious.
Shows: I watch a lot of documentaries. Anything narrated by David
Attenborough is awesome. Animal Planet is the shit, Workaholics as
Music: Lately I’ve been listening to bluegrass, old country, and my
“The Kills” Pandora station. All of Jack White's bands, blues,
Shovels and Rope. I like all the musics though. Graceland is the
best album ever made.
Food: I like to cook. My fish tacos are pretty dern goooood. I take
Tony's with me when I travel.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, The woods, Family, Music, Booze, NPR
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Earth processes. The awkward thing I said in my last conversation.
Am I really on the best path to the career I want? Seinfeld quotes.
Why my dog does the strange things he does.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home singing Hank Williams to my dog or at a friends house
playing music and drankin (singing Hank Williams with other
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first email address was Weezer related. I have no regrets...
You should message me if
You like dogs and want to meet someone nice and uncomplicated or if
you think drinking and watching 30 Rock till you fall asleep is a
valid weeknight activity.