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willmorrison

26 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
* I'm not looking to meet anyone. I'm in a very happy relationship. I just reactivated my profile out of boredom and good ole fashion internet voyeurish.*

I'm from rural Louisiana and very happy to be out of redneckville. It doesn't take a lot to make me content. I like to go jogging with my dog or sit with him at the fly, watch the boats, and identify birds. I stare at rocks like a weirdo. Puns are the highest form of humor. I would like to meet someone who is laid back and enjoys porch drinking as much as I do. Everything is better when drunk from a mason jar.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a Geology degree from Tulane. I work for a major oil company (don't judge) though not as a geologist. Grad school is in the near future so I can become a real live geologist again! I plan to retire on a wooden boat that I will build (I already have the design picked out).
I’m really good at
Fixing small engines, making furniture out of old wood, fixing toilets, being a little awkward, not caring, being able to talk to anyone, wasting time on the internet, and building fires. Pretty good at making people laugh, halfway decent guitar player. Finding faces in inanimate objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whatever the opposite of swag is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/authors: Bill Bryson, David Sedaris, Cormac McCarthy, and the “A Song of Ice and Fire” series. Ender's game was my first favorite and still is. If they make that movie, it better be fucking amazing!
Movies: Nacho Libre, I'm serious.
Shows: I watch a lot of documentaries. Anything narrated by David Attenborough is awesome. Animal Planet is the shit, Workaholics as well.
Music: Lately I’ve been listening to bluegrass, old country, and my “The Kills” Pandora station. All of Jack White's bands, blues, Shovels and Rope. I like all the musics though. Graceland is the best album ever made.
Food: I like to cook. My fish tacos are pretty dern goooood. I take Tony's with me when I travel.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, The woods, Family, Music, Booze, NPR
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Earth processes. The awkward thing I said in my last conversation. Am I really on the best path to the career I want? Seinfeld quotes. Why my dog does the strange things he does.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home singing Hank Williams to my dog or at a friends house playing music and drankin (singing Hank Williams with other people).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first email address was Weezer related. I have no regrets...
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like dogs and want to meet someone nice and uncomplicated or if you think drinking and watching 30 Rock till you fall asleep is a valid weeknight activity.