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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Born and raised in New Jersey. Not the fist pumping Jersey, more like Bruce Springsteen Jersey. Been in the city since 2001, getting by on ascerbic wit, sarcasm, and brutal honesty. I enjoy making fun of bad sports teams, especially the Mets. Sometimes I watch tv marathons all day on weekends, then feel bad about it later. But seriously, who CAN'T watch 7 episodes of Bar Rescue in a row? To boil it down, I'm pretty awesome. Sadly, I'm colorblind, which is not so awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in sales at a conference coordination company that supports the financial services industry. I hope to do some more traveling in the near future. I definitely haven't taken advantage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivial Pursuit, etc. I am a font of useless information. Saying the uncomfortable or inappropriate thing everyone is thinking but doesn't want to say. Procrastination. Being the first to say "that's what she said." I pride myself on convincing people I know what I'm talking about, even if I don't. Laughing at bad jokes, even if I don't think they're funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My deep voice and stunning good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I buy non-fiction books, get through two chapters, then pine for a documentary on the history channel or Discovery on the exact topic. I age myself constantly by pointing out the original songs that today's pop music pulls its hooks from. I have a general loathing of pop remakes of old songs.
The music I listen to.......errr, It runs the gamut from bubble gum pop to viking death metal.
The only show I DVR is 'Meet the Press'. Weird, I know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cell phone, tv, showering, people to listen to me blather on about nothing, sweet tarts candy, and ummm...general sustenance?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
spending my future Mega Millions winnings. If a movie based on my life would be something I would watch, and what songs would make up the soundtrack to my life. Wondering how crude of a joke I can tell in current company and still get a laugh or two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends in some capacity...belly to some bar, or perhaps busting out my patent-pending Roboto.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kinda dig cheesy pop music.
You should message me if
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you don't take yourself too seriously, can take a joke, and generally have a good sense of humor and positive outlook on life. If you don't plan on rolling your eyes when I take over the jukebox at the bar and load it up with Van Halen, Winger, and maybe a little Color Me Badd, just for kicks. Easy stuff. Cool? good.