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willorrthe4

37 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Auto Synopsis. Hmmm... Firstly, this is an introduction, so it should be polite and mannerly. Hello there! My name's Will. Born and raised in North Carolina. North Carolina -> Baltimore -> Los Angeles -> Baltimore -> Europe -> Baltimore. I'm a "6 yr. old in a 36yr. old body". I love being childish, sneaky, weird, bashful, playful, silly... But I have a job. Luckily but sadly? I live in Mt. Washington, get my smiles from driving, gardening, working on my house, watching movies, motorsports, Ravens games, a good show at Pier 6 or Rams Head Live. I like to vacation in North Carolina where I have family. Been to Canada, Mexico, Europe, Africa and the list is gonna grow!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I work for Group 360 Worldwide doing Production Design. I am simply a contractor for Dart/Solo Cup Companies. I enjoy what I do and the people, but I, like most, want more money. I spend most of my free time working on my house or my cars. There is ALWAYS something to be fixed or maintained!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ah, the braggart section... I am confident to say I kick ass at - snowboarding, wakeboarding, slalom skiing, writing, driving, horseshoes, giggling, burping, doing handstands, making an ass of myself for my own entertainment, snuggling, screaming at the tv during Ravens games, spending too much time on Facebook at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smell. I hope not! I can only imagine it would be my... I have no idea. I've never asked anyone. I'll get back to you...

7.3.10 - a friend of mine, female, told me I have soulful eyes.

I'll keep asking...

3.16.13 - my roomie's GF says when I smile my "attitude is infectious". Or something like that...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read. No really, I do. I prefer spy/techno thrillers, but can easily spend a sunday morn' sipping coffee with a newspaper. I don't have a subscription, but it could happen... Last books I have read are "Last Words" - George Carlin, "The Art of Forgiveness"

I'm a guy. I like guy movies. Shake & Bake! There's a tiger in the bathroom! Stay Classy San Diego! Recently becoming a fan of Brad Cooper and Seth Rogan flicks. Favs include The Hangover, Shawshank, Stepbrothers, Talladega Nights, Dazed & Confused, Invinsible, Bull Durham, Lock Stock, Snatch, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Old School, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Almost Famous, Beerfest, Super Troopers, Anchorman, The Big Chill, Hunt for Red October, Zack & Miri...

Music? You say MUSIC? I love it don't think I can go a day without it. I like all kinds of tunes. Well, with a slight caveat in that real twangy country and gospel tend to make my ears bleed. Hip Hop one day, Classic Rock the next. Artists currently listening to are Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Filter, Luda, Rehab, 5 Finger Death Punch, Van Morrison, The Dramatics, Marvin Gaye, AC/DC, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Allman Bros., Jurassic 5, Stevie Wonder, P-Funk, Primus, Helmet, Citizen Cope...

I stuff my face with Five Guys (sounds completely inappropriate), hushpuppies, London Broil, Ramen (apparently I didn't eat enough in college), sausage biscuits, pho, deviled eggs, fettucine alfredo, Sarku, wings, In-N-Out burger, eggs benedict, chicken parm, enchiladas, green bean casserole, jerk chicken, filet mignon w/ bearnaise, gatorade, pickles, swordfish, gravy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The love of my father
Sunshine
A giggle
My M3
flippie floppies
laptop
my bed

screw 'em for only six!

...but really just air, water and food. they shoulda just asked three things KNOWING this.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sitting in the shade, driving with the top down, sun bathing on a boat, being on a island in the Pacific with my feet in the surf, going to a motorsports event, heliboarding in Canada, jumping into a shark cage and taking photos of hungry Great Whites, buying a sweet touring bike and cruising across country, crossing 200mph+ in a Bimmer or Porsche, getting back to Europe, race prepping a Mini Cooper S and autocrossing, the next meal, napping, getting a bassett hound, upcoming shows, retiring to a plantation house with a wrap-around porch in NC...

but mainly, when love will find me, or I find love. I know for a fact it's out there!

Who I am looking for...

The Lady I seek should be educated, challenging, funny, passionate, loving, trusting, loyal, attractive and ready to laugh! A relationship has to be about us - to build from one another, to have a seminal connection, to work together and to have an attachment like no other. I want a woman that looks at me with eyes that say, "you are MINE and I am YOURS" and feel like there is absolutely no one that could offer the same love, care and honor then each other.

a quote for your thoughts...

"Love, is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides, and... you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have been so entwined... that it is inconceivable to ever part." - St. Augustine
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to a friends' house and relaxing, having friends over, going to the local pub, seeing a show or just plopped right down on my couch watching the tube.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually need a tissue when watching Steel Magnolias...
You should message me if
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you're cool. like a penguin.

as they say, where I'm from, "Oh..., do drop in!"