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43 Nottingham, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Poorly), Finnish (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly), Cebuano (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bog standard human male. Im not going to tell you everything about myself here, what would be the point?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work as a gas turbine engineer, lots of travelling to places most people dont want to go...Lots of oil platforms and power stations and ships and deserts....Would like to escape to somewhere warm to live. Not trying to save the planet or heal the world or help anyone. I keep myself to myself and think thats maybe a good thing...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absolutely nothing! I never excelled at anything and don't think I am talented at all. I am good at talking shit and having a laugh whilst getting hammered....
The first things people usually notice about me
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They don't....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Floyd, Peppers, Muse, Sabbath, KOL, RATM, Wizards of Twiddly, Hawkwind..Anything that isn't manufactured by commercial music destroying wankers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea. sight. friends. touch. feel. warmth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stupid people can be. How the scumbags running this planet got to be where they are....What the f$%k am I doing here....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting trollied with my friends!!! Yes thats right! Getting drunk! Not at a poetry class, or doing some macrame whilst stroking my Hungarian vizlas over a glass of shiraz with my art class friends...Laughing a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll tell you anything you want to know..We're all the same, except the assholes who think they're better because they have loads of money or a flash car or whatever it is that they have...I can think for myself, it's worth more than anything...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a self consumed poetry writing, world saving, cabbage eating, film producing, budding thespian who lives on 47th street... Please just a normal person!!!