Imagine that you come home to find a partner pouring red wine all over a stranger's naked body and then licking it off. Which, if any of the following, would bother you most?

• The spilled wine.
• The cheating.
• The fact that I was not invited to join in.
• Actually, this would not bother me.

Hmmm..here's the dilemma: I could indeed see my partner pouring wine over another's naked body, which would not bother me in the slightest...but they included the word "stranger", which leads me to assume that neither of us knew this person, which would not happen in our reality...we are poly, there is no "cheating", I would already know this person (or OF them at least) and would probably greet them both warmly, and go about my business, unless asked to join. (=

In response to Doctors vs: Guns by Jendetta:

DOCTORS vs. GUNS

Doctors:

(A) The number of doctors in the US is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%.

Statistics courtesy of US Dept. of Health & Human Services.

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, that's 80 Million).

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%.

Statistics courtesy of the FBI.

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on
lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention.

Disclaimer: I didn't write this...and I'm sure there are those out there that will question the stats, and bring up things like "but what about purposeful vs accidental deaths, surely guns are worse in that case?". But I am simply posting this because I found it humorous, not ultimately factual and conclusive. Humorous...

Would you adopt a baby from another country ?

• Yes
• No
• I don't know/ I'm not sure

Here's the thing...it's not that I wouldn't adopt a baby from another COUNTRY...it's that I wouldn't adopt ANY baby, from anywhere! I have nothing against others doing so, or the idea of it, I just don't want any more kids.

Boardgames?

• I love boardgames, let's go play.
• Boardgames are okay, I guess.
• I'd rather do something else.

I have no idea why, but this is among about 5 other questions that just refuse to accept my answer. I just tried to "reanswer" it again, for the third time, and for some reason, it continues to come up the same...no answer from me at all...even though I've clicked that blasted circle again, and again! sigh...ah well, the site is still free...I can't really complain. (= But it does warp my WTF thingy a bit...and confuses those looking at it.

Might you rescue a spider stuck in your bath if you were about to turn the tap on?

• Yes
• No

Ok...if this question were to ask if I'd save, oh, say...ANY other insect...I would most likely answer yes. However, spiders just happen to be the one thing I am not afraid of, but totally, completely, hyperventilation inducingly, paralytically, phobic-ly afraid of! Sadly, although I recognize the positivity of their existence, I simply cannot bring myself to get that close to one. I have goose-bumps just thinking about it.

Now this is a campaign I can get into! Anyone else want to join me? (=


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

This is one of my favorite sayings: "never try to teach a pig to sing; it only wastes your time and annoys the pig."

I know how I interpret this...how do YOU interpret this?

It amuses me how many people can't seem to grok ANY meaning in this saying, let alone why I appreciate it.

"A hard man is good to find."

and

"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him."

These are two of my favorite quotes by Mae West. Just thought I'd share! (=

Ever have one of those days where you wished you smoked so that you had a lighter handy?

I thought that on several occasions since yesterday afternoon. People forget that they are flammable...and today, I found myself wanting to remind them.

Anyone got a match?

Ok, so I looked over the comments to the question I posted regarding who do you actually dress for when you DO dress sexy...and noticed a trend...most people answered more of what they feel sexy is...rather than answering the previous question.

So, I think I'll just ask that...What IS sexy...to you???

Sexy to me: confidence balanced with humility, intense eyes (real eye contact, a perceivable intelligence and consciousness, a sensuality seen in another's eyes), creativity balanced with a firm grasp on the present, intelligence balanced with a sense of curiosity, passion (for life, love, music, art, people, and yes, sex).

Now, it's your turn! (=