Hi There!

Center City, by way of West Philly, by way of the Main Line. Web developer by day. Michelle Obama by night.

Just moved into an insufferably gorgeous apartment in Center City Philly, where I'm forced to endure a full five minute walk to my office, not once, but twice each miserable day. Once there I risk life and limb battling the untamed wilderness of the webernets for mere fractions of millions of dollars. Though my close friends and family often remind me that life is continually ugly, brutish and short I am buoyed by my undying faith in Vodka.

Intimidating you by how well I've put you at ease.
Tap dancing until you regret asking me to tap for you.
Jeopardy, Trivial Pursuit, Cranium.

Most people are quick to note my swag. Very rarely does anyone on the corner have swagger as I do, so yeah, I have that going for me.

Richard Dawkins, Margaret Atwood, JK Rowling.
Atonement, Annie Hall, Marie Antoinette, Chicago, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine, Planet Earth, Yellow Submarine, Love and Death.
Paul Simon, Vampire Weekend, Fiona Apple, Paul McCartney, James Taylor, Kanye, Lil' Wayne, Joanna Newsom, Rufus Wainwright.
Anything at Parc.

(Obviously) my iPhone.
Etymological dictionary.
Jeopardy box (TV).
Hype Machine (hypem.com).
Mad Men season subscription.
My ability to adapt and make do with whatever I have at hand.

... don't read too much into that last one...

Out with friends drinking, either being loud or complaining about how loud it is.

Once I pretended to be two conjoined-twins, while reading to a group of blind seniors. When one of them caught on, I pretended my conjoined brother had just had a heart attack and limped away screaming.

I resent famous people. But only until they've fucked their lives up enough that I can champion their comebacks.

Jennifer Anniston seems like a really boring person. That's nothing too private, but i would be willing to admit it in any court of law.

you think that would make you happy!