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44 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 5:18am
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Graduated from masters program
- Relationship Type
- Has kids
- Has dogs and likes cats
driving in rush hour traffic.
playing blackjack when I'm broke.
cooking dinner when there's nothing in the fridge.
making people laugh.
making you feel special.
making assholes nervous.
pulling bogus statistics out of thin air.
noticing you got a haircut.
clocking the world around me from another point of view.
reading body language.
saying what I mean.
meaning what I say.
understanding that the problem is not the nail in your head.
functioning with little or no sleep.
giving the stink eye to people who talk during the movie.
fixing the toilet that won't stop running.
killing bugs that need killing.
staying calm when all hell is breaking loose.
knowing when to shut up.
taking care of people when they're sick.
finding lost things.
getting lost myself.
finding my way home.
protecting the people I love.
not taking stupid shit personally.
and according to reliable witnesses, I'm an exceptionally good kisser, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
-Walking Dead. Game of Thrones. Sons of Anarchy. Justified. Hell on Wheels. Battlestar Galactica. South Park.
-Lucero. 16 Horsepower. Gov't Mule. perfect circle/ puscifer. Airborne Toxic Event. band of horses. Arctic Monkeys. Flogging Molly. Eels. Mumford & Sons. White Stripes. Explosions in the Sky. Dust/Chemical Brothers. Elliot Smith. Liz Phair. Hope Sandoval. Ryan Adams. Eminem. Tupac.
-football, NFL or college. even a decent pee-wee league game in the park, or that touch football scene in wedding crashers..
-baseball, for the poetry and science and pure American mythology of it, but can't stand to watch it on TV anymore.
-soccer, European and English premier league.. I can leave the TV on a manchester united or Barcelona game all afternoon while I'm cleaning the house or cooking dinner, and feel like I'm in church.
a decent pair of boots.
the end of the world.
what time it is and where the hell I'm supposed to be.
how I wish it would rain.
the perfect ending.
whatever I'm thinking about.
And I mean everything, every original sin, every regret, every fear, every shameful act, every violent urge, every untoward desire, every humiliating moment. The point being that as a writer, if you're worth a damn, you've spent a good deal of time scraping the barnacles off your own psyche and offering them up for public consumption, so when I first came to this question I yawned and all I could think of was white noise, static. Nothing is private these days anyway.. in Google we trust.. few hours or days later, I'm prowling the frozen food aisle in the wee hours and it occurs to me that I may or may not have ever disclosed that giant rabbits scare the crap out of me. And yeah, we're talking about men in bunny suits. Most likely this can be traced back to Donnie Darko, but somehow I think those "pat the bunny" storybooks had a part in it too. Don't ask why. Oh yeah, and General Woundwort from Watership Down.. I loved that book as a kid and in my head Woundwort was a giant purely terrifying mother fucker of a bunny.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 29–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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