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wilshire1

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is more a space to bloviate endlessly, than an actually well-thought-out statement of self, right?

I count my circuitous, labyrinthine, baroque, tortured, redundant sentence constructions (really, by extension thoughts) among (amongst?) my strengths, and flaws.

intj for those keeping score at home.

I've been told I think too much, but seriously, who of those who think too much need to be told this. I already knew, trust me.

In sum, I am a ponderous, ponderously tall fella.

Also, very strongly interested in thru-hiking or section hiking part of the pacific crest trail, OR in people who want to sign up for a class or seminar as friends (improv olympic, community classes, racquetball), and enjoy a beer together after class.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing what any sensible twenty (hyphenate) something does in the doldrums of the early 2000's - making do. It would surprise me if I didn't ultimately end up in education, despite continued exhortations from teachers employed and retired to avoid that minefield. I just can't think of another place where I can subject a captive audience to my slipshod, slapdash voices.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading and arithmetic. Two out of three ain't bad. Not too bad with accents although I usually need a drink or two for that. And I can sing, juggle, dance (not really), answer trivia, and generate music, and analyze (read: bullshit that I believe) the arts.

When I go to trivia night, I complain that it isn't nearly academic enough, and bemoan the paucity of sciences, math, history, and literature. Not that I'd do much better, mind you. I'd just enjoy losing more (okay, I WOULD do much better).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and later, how I surprise them. I like to think I ask well thought questions too. People tell me I dress like a professor, which I don't really cultivate, but don't avoid either. (Most lately it was that I looked as though David Lynch was teaching critical theory. Thanks for the great haircut Ben!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't know why, but this is the least important section to me in looking at people. As such, I won't fill it out myself. I don't find that the things one has been exposed to, to be particularly illumining in many cases. Maybe I just don't like long lists of bands I've never heard of.

As a discerning person, I probably like much the same things as you, fellow lady of discernment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really and truthfully, I need white noise while I sleep, good friends in moderation while I wake, well made cocktails in the evening (or failing that, craft beer or neat whiskey), a plan for the day, possibilities for the near future, and good, steady sources of information to digest. And games (e.g. crosswords) scattered amidst and within the previous activities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Great band names that I will never use.

Actually, I actively try not to think as much. This is somewhat meditative.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.

Propping up middle american dictatorships.

Lasing, not to be confused with lazing about (all right, I don't have any lasers)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm reaaaaaaaaaaalllllyy near sighted. But I wear contacts most of the time.

Ok, and I put people on my favorites list with the intent of messaging them, and then grow so tired of seeing them on the 'online now' portion of my profile, that I decide to message them with something flippant and quick, just to get them off that list. This is not the best method for procuring dates.

But then, I don't take this site that seriously. Do you?

I would go four part christmas caroling anytime of year.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I want all of the wonderful women on this site to know, whether or not I tell you directly: you're all just knockouts, and anyone would be thrilled to be your partners in life, crime, and coffee.

I leave you with an original:

Put that gin up in that microwave,
press thirty secs and walk away,
come back in a min or two,
hot gin be wait'ng for you.

Aaaaand, I am willing to do new nice, normal messages on request, but otherwise you're getting the weird ones. Y'know, without midstream editing.