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My self-summary
I'm the guy who never pushed the "be an asshole" button if he could help it, but just recently found out that button has uses other than being an asshole. In a debate, I excel at playing Devil's Advocate but struggle to make my own ideas clear-cut and concise. When I'm drunk, I just don't shut up about the neatest fuckin' thing I just saw or thought about, man, and I'll make sure you know exactly what I'm talking about and how life-changing it is before I point out that I'm drunk.

The last time I took the Meyer-Briggs test, I got INTP. I have a feeling that's changed slightly by now, though.

One more thing: winter->beard, summer->clean-shaven.
What I’m doing with my life
Short version: working overnights.

Long version: learning to not be bald after a night of pulling my hair out, to use the closed fist when the open palm just doesn't work and vice versa, and to keep my mouth shut when idiots aren't aware that they're idiots; figuring it out, making it work, and doing the best I can.
I’m really good at
Making snap decisions
Forgetting to reply to messages

I used to play a mean sax, but not actually owning one put a damper on that.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I have an angry resting face. If it looks like I'm glowering at you, there's about a 95% chance it's not intentional.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ho boy, here we go....
The Dark Tower
A Song of Ice and Fire
The Inheritance Cycle
A Clockwork Orange

The Mummy and The Mummy Returns
The Departed
The Matrix Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings
The Mask
The Prestige
The Road to El Dorado

House, M.D.

Dream Theater
Streetlight Manifesto
System of a Down
Lamb of God
Ronald Jenkees
More comprehensively, visit http://www.pandora.com/profile/stations/wilso160

Currently listening to:
The Mars Volta
Angel Vivaldi
Animals As Leaders
Scale the Summit

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
League of Legends
Halo: Reach
TES Oblivion and Skyrim

Currently playing: LoL, Halo 5, Elder Scrolls Online

This is by no means a comprehensive list of media I've seen/heard/played -- I tried to keep myself to the few artists/shows/movies I simply could not imagine never watching/hearing again.
The six things I could never do without
1. My hearing.
2. My friends.
3. My family.
Everything else I could stand to lose in the correct circumstances. The loss of any of those three things would irreversibly damage my happiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of introspective stuff recently. Been really trying to figure out who I am and what I want out of life.

Also whatever song happens to be stuck in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
working. Retail means never having to say "Let's go out this weekend!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yeah, nah.
You should message me if
I think this is where OKC expects some smarmy conditional that a given user thinks will "reel in" potential relationships. I don't care for mind games, so I'll just end with this: you probably decided whether or not I was worth messaging after reading two sentences. Go with your gut.