College student, intellectual, music junkie, future math teacher who will likely hear "Mr. WILLLLSONN!" for the rest of his life. I have a bad habit of putting others before myself. General discussion is somewhat interesting, but politics puts me to sleep in five minutes. On the other hand, subjects like math, physics, religion, certain video or card games, music (playing and performing, ESPECIALLY performing), books, and electronics induce Nerd Mode 9001, which is difficult to turn off. I have a soft spot for the outdoors and hate living in the city -- cloudless starry nights in the middle of nowhere are awe-inspiring. Remembering names is somewhat difficult, likewise participating in large-group discussions due to a greater interest in listening than speaking. I watch little television, though I do watch the occasional series on Netflix or an anime hub. Also, I work nights and find it oddly comforting.
Ideal Match: At least able to tolerate, if not participate in, my daily nerdisms (including inventing words), stupid humor, gaming, reading, watching movies, whatever... oh, and texting at weird hours. Musical appreciation is a must, and instrumental/vocal skill is a huge plus -- sax players, please apply. Physically, I'm not picky, but short hair is definitely not my thing. Additionally, while I'd like kids at some point, I'm simply not financially able to help support a child at this point. I'll not turn away single mothers on that alone, but be warned that it will be a significant factor.
Winter is coming. Better have a jacket... or someone to warm up with, either's fine.

Work and stuff... back to college soon, hopefully.

Observing, assessing, analyzing, cutting open a box with a utility razor, problem solving, cracking bad jokes.
I also enjoy various forms of gaming, billiards, writing, analyzing and even occasionally writing music, running conversational circles around idiots, making intelligent/philosophical conversation, and working on computers and vehicles, though I really can't say that I'm "good" at any of these things (I have little to no car repair experience, but I love to tinker). It seems as though I'm missing that "be good at things you really like" module.

In many cases, my eyelashes. Apparently they are fabulously long.

Ho boy, here we go....
BOOKS
Anything by Stephen King, especially The Dark Tower series
The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, etc...)
A Clockwork Orange
Brave New World + 1982 (I can never think of one without thinking of the other)
A Song of Ice and Fire (the "Game of Thrones" books)
Something Wicked This Way Comes (need to reread it, though)
...there are others, but I can't think of them right now :(

MOVIES
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Matrix Trilogy
Memento
A Scanner Darkly
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Limitless (I really want to read the book, too!)
Primer
Pulp Fiction
Shaun of the Dead+Hot Fuzz
The Boondock Saints (1 and 2, but 1 was better)
The Mask
The Prestige
American Psycho
The Mummy (1 and 2, but not 3)
The Shawshank Redemption

SHOWS
TV:
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
How I Met Your Mother
South Park
Anime:
Full Metal Alchemist
Death Note
Inuyasha
Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann
Katawa Shoujo (It's not a TV show, but I don't know where else to put it)

MUSIC
System of a Down (includes Scars on Broadway and Serj's solo albums)
Dream Theater
Lamb of God
Tool/A Perfect Circle
The Agonist
Avenged Sevenfold
Boston
Cage the Elephant
The Eagles
Incubus
Korn (early, not anything after See You On the Other Side)
Led Zep
Maximum the Hormone
Powerglove
Reel Big Fish
Sevendust
Shaimus
Slipknot
Streelight Manifesto
That Handsome Devil
The Black Keys
The Submarines
Xavier Rudd
And yes, I just went through the artist list on my media player. It's hard to remember them all lol
And I have a soft spot for epic dubstep and sludgestep... Datsik , Dope!, and Ephixia come to mind.

FOOD
Er. Used to be a bit of a picky eater, but I've kind of lost that trait. I'm still not keen on seafood, and I still flat-out refuse to eat any sort of bean, but otherwise I'll eat what's on the table.
Oh, and I fracking LOVE pizza... but who doesn't?

We'll forgo the obvious like water and general nourishment.

In terms of things I'd rather not live without....
1. Friends and family. I'm not the most sociable person, but contact with other people is nice from time to time.
2. My ability to think. I swear, there are too many people that try to get by without this as it is.
3. Music (and the ears to enjoy it with). It is one of the few things that can truly excite me, both listening and playing (especially playing!)
4. My hands/fingers/eyes/other things that people somehow live without. I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle being a cripple -- there's enough that I can't do even with a whole body, let alone one that's short a finger or a leg.
5. A car. No car = no way to get to work = no paycheck = no food = death. Law of transitivity says no car = death, so there you go. (Edit: Ironically, I wrote that just before I got rear-ended in my Cutlass, which totaled the car. So, by my own snowball-logic, I should be dead. Whoops.)
6..... all right, fine. A computer and an Internet connection. We're all addicted, right? My need for cat videos and Russian dashcam videos must be sated.

1. Work-related stuff... more time than I care to, really.
2. My budget. Rent doesn't leave much from a minimum-wage job :(
3. Whatever game I'm playing. Tactics, plans, etc.
4. Metaphysical stuff. I spend hours with a couple friends trying to figure out the implications of time and what it really means.

working..... nothing "typical" about it, though -- I'm *always* working Friday night.
I would *like* to be chilling with friends, maybe hitting up an FNM, maybe playing a few games of 8ball at the Union, maybe going on a date... but such things haven't happened in a while.

I once stole a candybar from a grocery store when I was 5.....

Don't tell anyone!

you can answer this riddle:
"A man lies dead in a room. He is surrounded by 53 Bicycles. How did he die?"
I take no credit for writing this riddle.