windandall
23 Portsmouth, NH
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My self-summary
A peanut walked into a bar. He was assaulted.

In 2015 I was living in China, and I can't talk about it enough, so bear with me. I recently started boxing (orthodox stance) and I'm hoping to pass the Roller Derby test come Spring.

Mostly, I'm masquerading as an adult, living in Portsmouth, and looking for new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a private investigator contracted through the state to provide services to indigent clients. So, not as many dames as you are imagining.
I’m really good at
Cribbage. Peeling a clementine in one long curly-q. Drinking all the drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have one of those faces.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to a lot of podcasts, because my commute is long and awful. I love reading. I love live music, especially with trumpets. Board games are my newest obsession.
The six things I could never do without
Delicious meals. My bike. Podcasts. Interesting, conscience work. Good conversation. Physical touch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how I miss working in dirt and riding my bike.
...how America fucked up the criminal justice system.
...how to escape from a hypothetical zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
...at random political events, watching dumb movies, drinking cocktails, playing board games, or eating amazing food. Usually with friends or family, but sometimes I enjoy a night to myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I currently have a private investigator license. That's LITERALLY private, guys.
You should message me if
You think you could beat me at cribbage. Especially if you're the type of person who's cool with cribbage at a bar.

You like to sit on porches on summer evenings.

You play Betrayal at House on the Hill. Or any board game.

You'd like a new friend!
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