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window_shopper2

30 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Job
Law
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the gist: I've never been married and have no kids. I love sarcasm and I'm (not so) secretly a bit of a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I investigate white collar crimes. Unfortunately, I don't look as good as Neil Caffrey does in a suit though. When I'm not working, I'm out exploring the city since I just moved here and have yet to find all the coolest places to hang out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm never serious about anything and always laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This list could go on forever... I love Thai, Indian and sushi. Really anything. There's virtually nothing I won't eat or at least try once. I prefer drama films (think requiem for a dream or american beauty), but also like comedies and horror films. My real interest lies in foreign films as they tend to be much better than American ones. My music is literally all over. I can go from Mozart to Sinatra to Luke Bryan to Michael Jackson to Eve 6 to Nirvana to The Used to Drake to Lil Wayne to Pink Floyd.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter, coffee, deodorant, a computer, and the ability to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how 3/3 should equal one, but if 1/3 equals 0.3333333 repeating forever, then 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 0.9999999 repeating forever. Doesn't this imply that 3/3 only asymptotically equals 1?

Yes, I realize I'm going to die alone. It's fine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering what my 22-year-old self would be doing at this moment. Probably updating my MySpace page. What's that? You didn't invite me to your party? Well you're not in my top 8 anymore! How do you like them apples?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm not an ambi-turner...
You should message me if
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You've got your life together and your ideal weekend doesn't include binge drinking until 4 am only to wake up to empty taco bell wrappers in your bed. That's just not where I'm at anymore.