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windup_birdman

33 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Eschew obfuscation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
killing time from cradle to grave.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reminiscing about living at the bottom of a well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
comprehend name: understand aesthetics.

also Peaky Blinders and Bojack Horseman are keeping me entertained.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ennui and the struggle with occasional bouts of intersectionality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something that involves whisky and dancing. not in that order.
You should message me if
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you're clairvoyant and fashionable.