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windupmouseinc

29 Simpsonville, SC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Craig and I am a wanna-be comedian in Greenville. I like Comedy, Movies, and Video games. I am admittedly huge nerd but I also like to think of myself as an artist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am trying to become a stand-up comic/director. Right now I'm small time. Mostly just going to open mics and making videos for YouTube. Here is some of my work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb8KTkw274c&feature=share&list=UUDnN_6VnAkj9Lso48h513mg
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. (provided they can handle a dark and dry sense of humor)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. They usually don't tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
book: Gorillaz: rise of the ogre
food: pizza
Movie: Star Wars
Video Game: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
TV show: Tosh.0
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lungs, heart, brain, Stomach. Most vital organs really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a better comedian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably at work or on a stage somewhere.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Just message me. I won't bite.