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windupmouseinc

28 M Simpsonville, SC

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
My name is Craig and I am a wanna-be comedian in Greenville. I like Comedy, Movies, and Video games. I am admittedly huge nerd but I also like to think of myself as an artist.
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying to become a stand-up comic/director. Right now I'm small time. Mostly just going to open mics and making videos for YouTube. Here is some of my work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb8KTkw274c&feature=share&list=UUDnN_6VnAkj9Lso48h513mg
I’m really good at
making people laugh. (provided they can handle a dark and dry sense of humor)
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. They usually don't tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
book: Gorillaz: rise of the ogre
food: pizza
Movie: Star Wars
Video Game: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
TV show: Tosh.0
The six things I could never do without
Lungs, heart, brain, Stomach. Most vital organs really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. And any male human being who answers this question differently is lying.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably at work or on a stage somewhere.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Just message me. I won't bite.