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38 San Antonio, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 5
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just looking for friends. No couples, no guys. I have learned from my most recent relationship that words are very powerful. Life is too short to put up with b.s..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning that I need to scrutinize more closely who I spend time with I.e. no liars, narcissists, and angry people.
Currently trying to embrace Buddhist teachings such as living in the now and accepting others and being more warm and open. Cutting back on my caffeine addiction helps a ton, but it's so much fun! Damnit!
Realizing that I need to have a life/ work balance; and if I meet some wacky intelligent people in the process, hey, everybody wins!
I surf for people to chat with, not to snog. So, if you get a message from me that I think you are cool and we should chat, I may just think you might be cool and I don't necessarily want to hump your leg.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making You Laugh
Useless Trivia
Driving Fast Cars
Opening jars
Figuring people out
Comedic timing, you'll never see the joke coming
Talking wine(even better at drinking it)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Eyes Or My insanely superb green Pumas
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows(I Watch On DVD Or At Friend's House): Game Of Thrones
Walking Dead
Breaking Bad
Books-Anything by Donna Tartt, esp The Goldfinch
Thunderhead, Which Anne Rice Recommended, It Was Great. Also Reading Devil In The White City
Fave Movies:
Paris, Texas
Anything By David Lynch, Alfred Hitchcock, Or Wes Anderson
Urban Cowboy
Better Off Dead
Million Dollar Hotel(Wim Wenders is pretty rockin, too!)
Fave book this far was one called Night Film-check it out
I love Asian food, Indian, hmm.
I prefer independent restaurants to chains. I worked in fine dining for a long time, and I just don't respect most of the Olive Garden/ Chili's kind of food. There are way too many quality restaurants to need chain restaurant food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Cell Phone (It's Terrible, I Know)
The Opportunity To Support Myself Financially
Being Around Other Gay People
Learning more about spirituality
My Dogs
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Keeping my mind out of the gutter
My dogs
Why people are such terrible drivers here
Where I Want To Be In Next Cpl Yrs
How To Better myself At Work
My Jeep(I know, so stereotypical lesbian)
Moving back to Portland, someday
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably chilling at home- I go out on weird nights usually. Probably watching Orange is the New Black with my dog- he really digs Piper
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For the good stuff, you'll just have to get to know me.
I'm looking for friends. I am not a therapist. If we just go for a casual drink and you talk for a straight hour about your ex, we won't hit it off. Sorry, I am supportive, but everyone has their limits.
You should message me if
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You Want To be friends
You are not looking for femme girls to date(I am not that femme anyways!)
You have your life somewhat sorted out; we are all works in progress, but the less chaos, the better. Chaos in bed, however, is acceptable.
You are not a dude
You are not a couple looking for another vag to join the party