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38 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:03am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Wants kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), LISP (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have a pro-me bias. You're going to have to ask someone else about this.
What I’m doing with my life
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Have my own wine importing company that is 2 years old. Working a lot but it is a dream realized and it is becoming very successful. On the side I sell diamond encrusted wine bottles to select rappers and entrepreneurs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Moderation and self-discipline. Making uncomfortable silences more uncomfortable. I can make anyone laugh... especially at me. Even animals. Especially animals. I can mis-pell definetly at least 25 different ways. I'm really good at that. Defineitely really good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my gold fronts and whatever pair of dope ass kicks I am wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Small, but very pretentious list of books.

The Brothers Karamazov, Jude The Obscure, Sons & Lovers, Don Quixote, The Idiot, Lost Illusions, Dead Souls, Me Talk Pretty Every Day, The Interpretation of Dreams

Pretentious Television

Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Wire, LOST, Louie, Curb, Rescue Me, 24 (ridiculous guilty pleasure, I always know Jack will save the day but always forget the details, which means it will be re-watchable forever. It's back in May 2014! - and it sucked). Also love my hour of bleakness every week, The Leftovers.

Extremely pretentious list of films I love: (with also a dash of low brow horror)

Mouchette, Pierrot Le Fou, Contempt, Stolen Kisses, Gummo, Fitzcarralldo, Videodrome, Following, Vertigo, Pickpocket, My Night at Maud's, Let The Right One In, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Cure, Cache, Funny Games, Stalker, Solaris, The Shining, Jules et Jim, Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters, La Collectionneuse, Le Bonheur, Les Biches, The Passion of Joan the Arc, Le Feu Follet, The Breakfast Club, Breathless, Sansho the Bailiff, Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer, Orpheus, Pumping Iron, Fast Cheap & Out of Control, Pumping Iron, Woman In the Dunes, Ikuru, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Tokyo Sonata, Le Samourai, Le Trou, An Autumn Afternoon, Cleo from 5 to 8, Orpheus, Harakiri, Raise The Red Lantern, Ordet, Hostel, Gertrude, Shivers, A Year of 13 Moons, The Wrestler

Hip-Hop from 88-96 (The Golden Age), Del, Souls, Big L, Biggie, Tupac, Tribe, Black Sheep, De La, Leaders, UMC's, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Casual, Pep Love, Chubb Rock, Brand Nubian, Juggaknots, Joey Bada$$, etc.



Ssam Bar, Szechuan Gourmet, Soto, Cookshop, 11 Madison Park, Estella, Della 'Anima, Ma Peche, Danji, Charlie Bird, Cornerstone Grill (best ghetto dirty-ass fried chicken in NYC) Roberta's, Estela, Umami Burger, Castro on Myrtle Avenue (reference point east coast Mexican). Union Square Farmer's Market.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the gym
oolong/green tea
granny smith apples
German Riesling
glasses (eye kind and wine kind; is that two things?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That the most important thing in life is our relationships to other people. Other things are nice, but when you strip it all away, your people matter most.

How and why there are so many single people in NYC.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating some sort of artery-clogging food and washing it down with some high acid fruitless white wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I belch double rainbows and the pigeons fly over me, right side up/belly down, and not belly up towards the sky. That is a very very good thing.
You should message me if
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You think clubbing baby seals with elephant tusks is a fun first date.