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39 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:32pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), LISP (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have a pro-me bias. You're going to have to ask someone else about this.
What I’m doing with my life
Have my own wine import company that is 1.5 years old. Working a lot but it is a dream realized. On the side I sell diamond encrusted wine bottles to select rappers and entrepreneurs.
I’m really good at
Moderation and self-discipline. Making uncomfortable silences more uncomfortable. I can make anyone laugh... especially at me. Even animals. Especially animals. I can mis-pell definetly at least 25 different ways. I'm really good at that. Defineitely really good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
my gold fronts and whatever pair of dope ass kicks I am wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Small, but very pretentious list of books.

The Brothers Karamazov, Jude The Obscure, Sons & Lovers, Don Quixote, The Idiot, Lost Illusions, Dead Souls, Me Talk Pretty Every Day

Pretentious Television

Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Louie, Curb, Rescue Me, 24 (ridiculous guilty pleasure, I always know Jack will save the day but always forget the details, which means it will be re-watchable forever. It's back in May 2014! - and it sucked)

Extremely pretentious list of films I love: (with also a dash of low brow horror)

Mouchette, Pierrot Le Fou, Contempt, Stolen Kisses, Gummo, Fitzcarralldo, Videodrome, Following, Vertigo, Pickpocket, My Night at Maud's, Let The Right One In, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Cure, Cache, Funny Games, Stalker, Solaris, The Shining, Jules et Jim, Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters, La Collectionneuse, Le Bonheur, Les Biches, The Passion of Joan the Arc, Le Feu Follet, The Breakfast Club, Breathless, Sansho the Bailiff, Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer, Orpheus, Pumping Iron, Fast Cheap & Out of Control, Pumping Iron, Woman In the Dunes, Ikuru, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Tokyo Sonata, Le Samourai, Le Trou, An Autumn Afternoon, Cleo from 5 to 8, Orpheus, Harakiri, Raise The Red Lantern, Ordet, Hostel I and II, Gertrude, Shivers, A Year of 13 Moons, The Wrestler

Hip-Hop from 88-96 (The Golden Age), Del, Souls, Big L, Biggie, Tupac, Tribe, Black Sheep, De La, Leaders, UMC's, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Casual, Pep Love, Chubb Rock, Brand Nubian, Juggaknots, Joey Bada$$, etc.



Ssam Bar, Szechuan Gourmet, Soto, Blue Hill, 11 Madison Park, Ko, Della 'Anima, Ma Peche, Danji, Charlie Bird, Cornerstone Grill (best ghetto dirty-ass fried chicken in NYC) Tia Pol, Estela, Umami Burger, Castro on Myrtle Avenue (reference point east coast Mexican). Union Square Farmer's Market.
The six things I could never do without
the gym
oolong tea
granny smith apples
German Riesling
glasses (eye kind and wine kind; is that two things?)
My kicks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That the most important thing in life is our relationships to other people. Other things are nice, but when you strip it all away, your people matter most.

How and why there are so many single people in NYC.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating some sort of artery-clogging food and washing it down with some high acid fruitless white wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I belch double rainbows and the pigeons fly over me, right side up/belly down, and not belly up towards the sky. That is a very very good thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think clubbing baby seals with elephant tusks is a fun first date.