"There's a risk to being so spectacularly sensational, and that's that it sometimes takes people a little while to see it. Because spectacular is different and different is weird and weird might not be what you want."- this is my Anna describing me

I moved to Chicago May 2010 for 2nd city.

I'm an easy going semi-eccentric person who is only closed minded about mullets. I'm an unexpected contradiction who is a bit neurotic, but who isn't?

Most all my life lessons I've learned from television.

There are two things I love: Movies and everybody.

I quote things.

An old soul who is young at heart and adamantly believes anything is possible.

Fictional characters that I am very similar to:
Corey Mathews
Phil Dunphy
Ally Mcbeal
Peter Pan
Marshal Gregson
Grace Adler
Sherlock Holmes
Shawn Spencer
Leslie Knope
Chandler Bing
Lucy Ricardo

Auditioning.
Managing a UPS store.
living.
accruing movies and trivia.

collecting:
belt buckles(74),
movies(900+),
t-shirts(100+),
boardgames(58)
nickles(14 jars)
Cardigans(43)

perusing a career in acting.

boardgames/trivia.
wrapping presents.
creative problem solving.
not making decisions.
being too honest. mostly about myself.
Waiting Tables.
being myself.
Procrastinating.
fitting without fitting in.
being awkward.
quoting things.
costumes.
making "perfect" shoe-snow-prints

-personality. (large, odd)
-hair. (light brown w/ natural golden highlights)
-eyes. (blue)
-lips...
-...voice....(obnoxious)

Books:
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Prisoner of Azkaban.HP in general. I'm neurotic and so are you, post secret. the Book. Enchanted Forest Chronicles.

Movies:
Clue, Stardust, When Harry Met Sally, Soapdish, Reefer Madness, Waiting for Guffman. Associate. Birdcage. Forgetting Sara Marshal,Heart and Soul, Beauty and the Beast, Whats up Doc. V for Vendetta. Fifth element. Annie. Hello dolly. Singing in the rain. Toy story 3. Ghost. Adventures in babysitting. Wizard of Oz. Rat race. Jumanji, Casper, Penelope, maverick, bad teacher. Back to the future, just like heaven, Beetlejuice, Marci x, Emperor's New Groove(what i deem to be the funniest Disney movie). Sex Drive. 10th Kingdom. Jurassic Park. Stranger than Fiction. Bed knobs and Broomsticks. Attack the Block. National Treasure. Skyfall.

Television:
Community, 30Rock, Friends, Pushing Daisies. Golden Girls, Lost (seasons 1-4). Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Psych. how i met your mother. arrested development. boy meets world. ducktales. Wonderfalls I love Lucy. Ally Mcbeal. Weeds. Modern Family. Dead like Me, United State of Tara, STNG, Seinfeld. the New Normal. Ru Paul's Drag Race. Mama's Family, game shows. Parks and recreation.American Horror Story. Raising Hope. 1313Mockingbird lane.

Music:
Ludo. Billy Joel. Lana Del Rey. Meatloaf. Lady Gaga. Oldies and Musical soundtracks

Food:
chicken Strips, Ranch Dressing
anything fried, Mexican minus beans and tomatoes,
anything sweet especially chocolate NOTHING is to rich for me.

-possibilities.
-rain/storms.
-my hair.
-flip-flops.
-laughter
-ranch dressing.

re-punctuating my life.
everything way too much.
Odd "What if" questions.

about.

-i love ranch dressing more than anyone else you will ever
meet.
-I feel bad for inanimate objects.
-i hate gum.
-i always wear flip-flops.
-I smile.
-I want to be adopt children with Jim Rash
-I've always wanted to be a waiter.
-i am horrible at making decisions and spelling
-I am quite good at scrabble
-I will be famous
-I live with my ex...girlfriend
-if there was a lady who was a combination of: Lucille Ball(humor), Miss. Piggy(confidence), Audry Hepburn(looks/voice), and Ursula(power/voice). I'd be straight. or at the very least beg her to be my surrogate.

I went from a 3 year relationship with a lady to a year relationship with a lad. both were great but I am ready to not be in a relationship. dating is nice and encouraged just nothing serious or exclusive. I'm looking to meet new people have fun new experiences while still remaining alive.

-you don't think owning over 900 movies is weird
-You'd like to play a game
-you like Whoopi Goldberg, Elizabeth Shue,and or Lucy Punch
-you're curious
-You've never met me
-you enjoy watching television and would like to do so...with me.
-you are anything like Q from Skyfall...

If Clue, Stardust or the show Community are some of your favorites you're a FOOL not to message me.

-b