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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:59pm
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm only closed-minded about mullets.

"There's a risk to being so spectacularly sensational, and that's that it sometimes takes people a little while to see it. Because spectacular is different and different is weird and weird might not be what you want."

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
To pay the bills:
I decorate cupcakes
I sell cupcakes
dish out deep-dish at Giordanos

To stay Sane:

I act around town
watch copious amounts of movies/television
I'm the Hair of the Instagram account @breastsandhair
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
board games/trivia.
wrapping presents.
creative problem solving.
not making decisions.
Waiting Tables.
being myself.
fitting without fitting in.
being awkward.
quoting things.
misquoting things.
dressing up in costume.
frosting cupcakes.
Customer service
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-hair. (light brown w/ natural golden highlights)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Prisoner of Azkaban. Harry Potter in general. I'm Neurotic and So Are You, Post Secret: the Book. Enchanted Forest Chronicles. How I Paid for College by Marc Acito. Let's Pretend This Never Happened; Jenny Lawson (the Blogess)

Clue, Stardust, When Harry Met Sally, Soapdish, Reefer Madness, Waiting for Guffman. Associate. Birdcage. Forgetting Sara Marshal,Heart and Soul, Beauty and the Beast, Whats up Doc. V for Vendetta. Fifth element. Annie. Hello dolly. Singing in the rain. Toy story 3. Ghost. Adventures in babysitting. Wizard of Oz. Rat race. Jumanji, Casper, Penelope, maverick, bad teacher. Back to the future, just like heaven, Beetlejuice, Marci x, Emperor's New Groove(what i deem to be the funniest Disney movie). Sex Drive. 10th Kingdom. Jurassic Park. Stranger than Fiction. Bed knobs and Broomsticks. Attack the Block. National Treasure. Skyfall. Social Network. Red Eye. Bad Teacher. Cloud Atlas. Gambit. Clueless. His Girl Friday. The Thin Man. Whitney Huston presents:Cinderella.

Television:your mother. arrested development. boy meets world. ducktales. Wonderfalls I love Lucy. Ally Mcbeal. Weeds. Modern Family. Dead like Me, United State of Tara, STNG, Seinfeld. the New Normal. Ru Paul's Drag Race. Mama's Family, game shows. Parks and recreation.American Horror Story. Raising Hope. 1313Mockingbird lane. Community. ) Dr.Who. West Wing. Wilfred.Community. Hannibal. Orange is the new black. MLP. Dead like Me. The scooby Doo reboot. Better off Ted. Don't trust the B...

Ludo. Billy Joel. Lana Del Rey. Meatloaf.system of a down. tenacious D Lady Gaga. Marina and the Diamonds. Oldies and Musical soundtracks Matilda, in the heights, Shrek, Grey Gardens, Assassins (original), Into the woods (revival),Company(revival), Annie, Chorus line, apple tree, bat boy, children of Eden, Urinetown, Les Miserables (student version recording that no one has) The Life. 13. A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder. Blankspace/shakeitoff. Geronimo.

anything I find tasty.
chicken Strips, Ranch Dressing
anything fried, Mexican minus beans and tomatoes,
anything sweet especially chocolate.
George's Icecream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my hair.
-laughter and someone to do it with.
-ranch dressing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
about and out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My go to "fool-around music" is the Soundtrack from the motion picture Stardust.
1. because the natural ebb and flow of excitement in the film is prevalent and conducive to the environment.
2. for some people the Annie soundtrack kills the mood.
3. this is not the most private thing I'm willing to admit.

*amendment* I just bought the cloud atlas soundtrack and that will be mixed in with the stardust... you know to add more variety and time for that matter. winky face.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you like Whoopi Goldberg, Elizabeth Shue,and or Lucy Punch
-you're curious
-You've never met me
-you enjoy watching television and would like to do so...with me.
-you are anything like Ben Wishaw.... le sigh. *swoon*

If Clue, Stardust or the show Community are some of your favorites you're a FOOL not to message me.

You're somewhere between murder and marriage.