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27 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Apr 17
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Less than $20,000
- Has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I'm a contradiction
For being a horrid Speller I'm quite skilled at Scrabble.
Happy to be from Missouri, Happier to not live there anymore.
I'm in a burlesque/Boylesque opening in April.
I'm the Hair of the Instagram account @breastsandhair
I'm only closed-minded about mullets.
"There's a risk to being so spectacularly sensational, and that's that it sometimes takes people a little while to see it. Because spectacular is different and different is weird and weird might not be what you want."
I decorate cupcakes
I sell cupcakes
Retail on Michigan avenue
And dish out deep-dish at Giordanos
To stay Sane:
I act around town (usually 2nd City or Gorilla Tango)
creative problem solving.
not making decisions.
fitting without fitting in.
dressing up in costume.
-hair. (light brown w/ natural golden highlights)
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Prisoner of Azkaban. Harry Potter in general. I'm Neurotic and So Are You, Post Secret: the Book. Enchanted Forest Chronicles. How I Paid for College by Marc Acito.
Clue, Stardust, When Harry Met Sally, Soapdish, Reefer Madness, Waiting for Guffman. Associate. Birdcage. Forgetting Sara Marshal,Heart and Soul, Beauty and the Beast, Whats up Doc. V for Vendetta. Fifth element. Annie. Hello dolly. Singing in the rain. Toy story 3. Ghost. Adventures in babysitting. Wizard of Oz. Rat race. Jumanji, Casper, Penelope, maverick, bad teacher. Back to the future, just like heaven, Beetlejuice, Marci x, Emperor's New Groove(what i deem to be the funniest Disney movie). Sex Drive. 10th Kingdom. Jurassic Park. Stranger than Fiction. Bed knobs and Broomsticks. Attack the Block. National Treasure. Skyfall. Social Network. Red Eye. Bad Teacher. Cloud Atlas. Gambit. Clueless. His Girl Friday. The Thin Man. Whitney Huston presents:Cinderella.
Television:your mother. arrested development. boy meets world. ducktales. Wonderfalls I love Lucy. Ally Mcbeal. Weeds. Modern Family. Dead like Me, United State of Tara, STNG, Seinfeld. the New Normal. Ru Paul's Drag Race. Mama's Family, game shows. Parks and recreation.American Horror Story. Raising Hope. 1313Mockingbird lane. Community. ) Dr.Who. West Wing. Wilfred.Community. Hannibal. Orange is the new black. MLP. Dead like Me. The scooby Doo reboot. Better off Ted. Don't trust the B...
Ludo. Billy Joel. Lana Del Rey. Meatloaf.system of a down. tenacious D Lady Gaga. Marina and the Diamonds. Oldies and Musical soundtracks Matilda, in the heights, Shrek, Grey Gardens, Assassins (original), Into the woods (revival),Company(revival), Annie, Chorus line, apple tree, bat boy, children of Eden, Urinetown, Les Miserables (student version recording that no one has) The Life. 13. A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder. Blankspace/shakeitoff. Geronimo.
anything I find tasty.
chicken Strips, Ranch Dressing
anything fried, Mexican minus beans and tomatoes,
anything sweet especially chocolate.
-laughter and someone to do it with.
1. because the natural ebb and flow of excitement in the film is prevalent and conducive to the environment.
2. for some people the Annie soundtrack kills the mood.
3. this is not the most private thing I'm willing to admit.
*amendment* I just bought the cloud atlas soundtrack and that will be mixed in with the stardust... you know to add more variety and time for that matter. winky face.
-You've never met me
-you enjoy watching television and would like to do so...with me.
-you are anything like Ben Wishaw.... le sigh. *swoon*
If Clue, Stardust or the show Community are some of your favorites you're a FOOL not to message me.
You're somewhere between murder and marriage.
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