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26 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've lived in Chicago for over 4 years and plan to vacate soon. In the meantime I'd love to mingle and date as much as possible while still hear.

An old soul who is young at heart with an addictive personality.

I'm generally a happy and nice person. not too nice though.

For being a horrid Speller I'm quite skilled at Scrabble.

Happy to be from Missouri, Happier to not live there anymore, and happiest to leave the Midwest within the year.

I'm only closed-minded about mullets.

"There's a risk to being so spectacularly sensational, and that's that it sometimes takes people a little while to see it. Because spectacular is different and different is weird and weird might not be what you want."

What I’m doing with my life
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I wake up at 5am to decorate cupcakes.
I sell clothes on Michigan avenue.
I act around town (usually 2nd City or Gorilla Tango)
being a motivated burnout.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
board games/trivia.
wrapping presents.
creative problem solving.
not making decisions.
Waiting Tables.
being myself.
fitting without fitting in.
being awkward.
quoting things.
misquoting things.
dressing up in costume.
frosting cupcakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-hair. (light brown w/ natural golden highlights)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Prisoner of Azkaban. Harry Potter in general. I'm Neurotic and So Are You, Post Secret: the Book. Enchanted Forest Chronicles. How I Paid for College by Marc Acito.

Clue, Stardust, When Harry Met Sally, Soapdish, Reefer Madness, Waiting for Guffman. Associate. Birdcage. Forgetting Sara Marshal,Heart and Soul, Beauty and the Beast, Whats up Doc. V for Vendetta. Fifth element. Annie. Hello dolly. Singing in the rain. Toy story 3. Ghost. Adventures in babysitting. Wizard of Oz. Rat race. Jumanji, Casper, Penelope, maverick, bad teacher. Back to the future, just like heaven, Beetlejuice, Marci x, Emperor's New Groove(what i deem to be the funniest Disney movie). Sex Drive. 10th Kingdom. Jurassic Park. Stranger than Fiction. Bed knobs and Broomsticks. Attack the Block. National Treasure. Skyfall. Social Network. Red Eye. Bad Teacher. Cloud Atlas. Gambit. Clueless. His Girl Friday. The Thin Man.

Television:your mother. arrested development. boy meets world. ducktales. Wonderfalls I love Lucy. Ally Mcbeal. Weeds. Modern Family. Dead like Me, United State of Tara, STNG, Seinfeld. the New Normal. Ru Paul's Drag Race. Mama's Family, game shows. Parks and recreation.American Horror Story. Raising Hope. 1313Mockingbird lane. Community. ) Dr.Who. West Wing. Wilfred.Community. Hannibal. Orange is the new black. MLP.

Ludo. Billy Joel. Lana Del Rey. Meatloaf.system of a down. tenacious D Lady Gaga. Marina and the Diamonds. Oldies and Musical soundtracks Matilda, in the heights, Shrek, Grey Gardens, Assassins (original), Into the woods (revival),Company(revival), Annie, Chorus line, apple tree, bat boy, children of Eden, Urinetown, Les Miserables (student version recording that no one has) The Life. 13. A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder.

anything I find tasty.
chicken Strips, Ranch Dressing
anything fried, Mexican minus beans and tomatoes,
anything sweet especially chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my hair.
-laughter and someone to do it with.
-ranch dressing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
about and out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My go to "fool-around music" is the Soundtrack from the motion picture Stardust.
1. because the natural ebb and flow of excitement in the film is prevalent and conducive to the environment.
2. for some people the Annie soundtrack kills the mood.
3. this is not the most private thing I'm willing to admit.

*amendment* I just bought the cloud atlas soundtrack and that will be mixed in with the stardust... you know to add more variety and time for that matter. winky face.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you like Whoopi Goldberg, Elizabeth Shue,and or Lucy Punch
-you're curious
-You've never met me
-you enjoy watching television and would like to do so...with me.
-you are anything like Ben Wishaw.... le sigh. *swoon*

If Clue, Stardust or the show Community are some of your favorites you're a FOOL not to message me.


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