Viking Riffzerker seeks Valkyries who enjoy adventures, loud
terrible music, vegetarian cooking, having a blast. Being a total
nerd (especially about history, nature or science) is a huge plus.
Must like Bathory and/or Thin Lizzy.
If I was a pro wrestler my name would be the Librarian and my
finishing move would be the Gutenberg Press. I'd get SHHH tattooed
on my knuckles.
What I’m doing with my life
Web developer. Vegetable eater. Punk rocker. Bike rider. Feminist.
I’m really good at
Making mix tapes. Cooking delicious vegetarian food. Remembering
jokes. Being silly. Rocking out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the guy rocking out and banging my hair up front by the band
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Art of War. History books in general. George Orwell.
Kurt Vonnegut. Tom Robbins. Herman Hesse. Jonathan Safran Foer. Let
the Right One In. The Walking Dead (graphic novels count, right?).
A Song of Ice and Fire. Atlases.
Movies: Horror. Weird stuff. Anything by The Coen Brothers or
Music: International punk/hardcore, doom/black metal, 70s rock,
bluegrass, Nina Simone.
Food: Delicious vegetarian cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
2) My Bike
3) Minty fresh breath
5) Webcomics (current favs: Hark a Vagrant!, Overcompensating,
Questionable Content, Diesel Sweeties, Octupus Pie, Oglaf)
6) The Dictionary (OED)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Etymology. Maps. Genghis Khan.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show, or at a party, or sitting in my room blasting records
working on fun stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I made a Twitter account for my cat.
You should message me if
Full disclosure: I have a primary non-monogamous partner
you want to ride bikes and go to basement punk shows with me.
you like to look at atlases and listen to polka records.
you're a grasshopper.
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