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34 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:14am
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Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Special Diet
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Viking Riffzerker seeks Valkyries who enjoy adventures, loud terrible music, vegetarian cooking, having a blast. Being a total nerd (especially about history, nature or science) is a huge plus. Must like Bathory and/or Thin Lizzy.

If I was a pro wrestler my name would be the Librarian and my finishing move would be the Gutenberg Press. I'd get SHHH tattooed on my knuckles.
What I’m doing with my life
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Web developer. Vegetable eater. Punk rocker. Bike rider. Feminist. Hair farmer.
I’m really good at
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Making mix tapes. Cooking delicious vegetarian food. Remembering jokes. Being silly. Rocking out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm the guy rocking out and banging my hair up front by the band
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Art of War. History books in general. George Orwell. Kurt Vonnegut. Tom Robbins. Herman Hesse. Jonathan Safran Foer. Let the Right One In. The Walking Dead (graphic novels count, right?). A Song of Ice and Fire. Atlases.

Movies: Horror. Weird stuff. Anything by The Coen Brothers or Jean-Pierre Jeunet.

Music: International punk/hardcore, doom/black metal, 70s rock, bluegrass, Nina Simone.

Food: Delicious vegetarian cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Records

2) My Bike

3) Minty fresh breath

4) Vegetables

5) Webcomics (current favs: Hark a Vagrant!, Overcompensating, Questionable Content, Diesel Sweeties, Octupus Pie, Oglaf)

6) The Dictionary (OED)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Etymology. Maps. Genghis Khan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, or at a party, or sitting in my room blasting records working on fun stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I made a Twitter account for my cat.
You should message me if
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Full disclosure: I have a primary non-monogamous partner

You think you can keep up.
you know what I'm talking about.
you like to look at atlases and listen to polka records.
you want to ride bikes and go to basement punk shows with me.
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