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32 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:24am
White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Polish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm starting to get the impression that all my dates should be walking dates, as I seem to be much more interesting at ~ 3mph.
(of course, that sort of makes me sound like I'm a cheap date --
so maybe I'd pay someone to follow us around with bottles of Moet,
so we could sip champagne when we thirsty.)

my personality aspires towards the magical, attempts to be magnetic, and always is magnanimous. (but never is magniloquent!)

in short:
inscrutable enigma, cherished companion; incorrigible scamp; periodic unreliable narrator. music hoarder, data whore, conversational cultivator, unabashed overpacker, occasional overprotective brother (otherwise regular-protective brother only), keen observer, wit provider, lovely kisser, avid lover of fresh fruits.
I abso-love road trips, and I tend to make a hell of a party playlist. open-minded midwesterner. gentle man. all-around good dude.
I will tickle your funny bone and melt your heart. scout's honor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working for Major League Baseball, conquering the world,
and coaxing folks to feel comfortable.

I also spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to continue eating chicago-adequate (read: massive) amounts of pizza as I get older, without looking worse for the wear...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing what you're referring to, finding the humor,
and getting shit done. … and malapropisms.

plus I mix a mean guacamole.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes maybe? (either the color, which they like; or the fact that my pupils are often ginormous, which they find intriguing)

or perhaps that I talk to them like I know them, even though I don't.

(the first thing I notice about you?
your "you should message me if" section. it's the first thing I read; somehow I feel like it tells me everything I need to know about you.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to err on the air of enchantment, whether its Midnight in Paris, Rhythm of the Saints, or the Night Circus.

80s pop, 90s R&B, 60s Soul, and 70s Rock & Roll. And Kanye.
I want someone who can listen to Donny Hathaway with me one min. and then Bonnie Raitt the next. and then Kendrick, Hall & Oates, Jodeci, Nanci Griffith, Buddy Holly, Ski Lodge, Jens Lekman,
and the new tUnE-yArDs album. and etc. my brain is an iPod shuffle.

and if you'll allow, I'd also like to lobby to include "favorite vacuums" as a category here, because Dyson has changed my life.
and I'm not even kidding.

(favorite aspect of okcupid? when women identify which one they are in their photos. my take is: if a guy can't simply look and figure out the difference between a) you and b) a group of other humans who are not you -- this is probably not a guy you should be dating. truth.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* all-night makeout sessions
* seeing where the conversation goes
* dichotomies, juxtapositions, and oxymorons
* well-worded writing
* the city of Chicago
* genius fucking women with sharp tongues & bold spirits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what okcupid would be like if we all just treated each other like living, breathing beings, and not like a bunch of sweaters at the Gap.

… that and the pizza thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, watching, or wandering. ... or conversing, obv.

I make time for live comedy, music, & the best food NYC has to offer. I've also developed a strange fondness for Sleep No More, and I jump at almost any chance I get to go back and see it again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) I really enjoy hanging out, browsing at high-end furniture stores.
2) I'll always trust a big butt and a smile. (but brains rule my world.)
3) women who are bad at holding hands freak me out.
4) I typically spend ~20sec before I send out an okcupid message,
trying to intuit whether a woman will like me better as a Christopher or a Chris.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
summer is here, and I need a girl [parts 1, 2, and (reluctantly) 3];
someone I can ball out of control with in Italy or Paris in the fall. (halfsies, though, 'cause I'm not making bank like that just yet.)

msg me if: you're cute, whip-smart, have big eyes, like to live it up, & enjoy laughing uncontrollably (even if you're not always sure why) fun(s) will be had; make-outs will be made, feelings will be felt.
I almost can't wait.

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