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wishiwaswater

26 Louisville, KY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***UPDATED 11-27-2013***
Dating again. Seduce the shit out me.

I was recently involved I'm a car wreck and now that physical therapy is almost complete, I'm figuring out where to pick up again.

Living in Louisville now.
Follow me @KyleCrusoe for proof of the degree to which I am a nerd.

I'm kyle, and I feel like a blue dot in a red sea.

That is why I am here. I am:
Pro-choice
Pro gay/minority rights
Cannot stand someone who takes fox news seriously.

And I would love to hear from you if you feel the same.

That being said,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School. Not excited about it, but it must happen.
Communications/English Major minor

I'm a nerd. Pretty much everything. Anime, video games, comics, collectibles, card games, cosplay, books, stand-up.

My head is in writing. My heart is in comedy.
In my free time I try to develop them both.

I love orwellian terms. Trickle-down economics is some ingenious bullshit.

Fantasizing about how fulfilling life would be if I were spider-man.

Work, work, work.

Music festivals (electronic, dubsteppy things, anything with a liberal crowd)

Other things you'll have to get to know in person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying exactly what I mean, rather than a vernacularized approximation. (Drilled into me from debate team)
Making people smile. (And hopefully laugh!)
Looking busy when I'm not.
High-fives.
Writing.
Pretending I don't hate you when you say something overtly racist or sexist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes
Smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
X-men and Spider-man (comics count, right?)
Sirens of Titan ( or any of his other works, Kurt and I have a serious 'thing')
Any of Krugman's economics books.
Freakonomics

Movies:
Donny Darko
Inception
X-men First Class
A Scanner Darkly
A Waking Life
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Shows:
Adventure Time
Regular Show
The Office
Parks and Recreation
Southpark
That 70's Show

Music:
Bassnectar
Daft Punk
Beatles
Pink Floyd
Janis Joplin
Radiohead
Everything else.

Food:
Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer
Internet
Something to read
My extraordinary luck
The ability to write
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Muslim renaissance. (Arab Spring)
The future.
Socialism.
College.
High-fives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to something different than the previous Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Because I was overweight in the past and too self-conscious to take my clothes off in front of someone, I didn't lose my virginity until I as 19.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sexy brain. If you can make me laugh (Like that embarrassing unexpected laugh), I'll ask you out without hesitation.