witai
30 Atlanta, GA
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My self-summary
Born unto two hilarious, yet volatile people I was raised on the sunny coasts of Florida by my parents and a gaggle of elderly Italians whom we called neighbors. Their names were Vinny and Nunny.

I do my best to try new things on a regular basis.

So I worked in the city for awhile, people were constantly trying to guess my ethnicity. They would guess all kinds of things, anything from mixed, to flat out refuting the facts when I told them what I believe to be the truth.
What I’m doing with my life
Being what I wanted to be when I grew up.
When I'm not delving headlong into a night of grandiose debauchery I will most likely be talking my friends into delving headlong into a night of grandiose debauchery.
But usually I'm too busy working and theorizing to bother with any of that.
I’m really good at
Terrific things that would overwhelm you shoud I speak of them in this format.
The first things people usually notice about me
You: " Hey you look like (insert personal acquaintance/random celeb name here), don't you think?"
Me: "No."
Generic white guy face problems.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV is bad for you, you vegetable. You could use some sunlight. Open a book while you're at it. Do both at the same time and now you're multi-tasking. Now you know half my secrets. Don't tell anyone.

The books on my shelf will either bore you to death or invoke a nuanced urge for self-actualization.

When it comes to tunes my faves will either make you swing your hips, or have you wishing you were hanging out with some other handsome madman.
The six things I could never do without
Halloween
Chicken
Music
That feeling of accomplishing all your boring responsibilities and realizing you can do whatever you want for the rest of the day.
Badass role models
Exercise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Futurology
On a typical Friday night I am
Basically wolf on wall street
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I put my picture on one of those goofy programs that shows you what celebs you look most like. My top matches were Lionel Richie, and the Williams sisters. The tennis players. I'm not making this up.
You should message me if
You wanna make a crazy ass new friend
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